|Deadpool vs Fredpool
Author: TGtornadoe PM
This Fan Fiction itroduces a new rival for Deadpool. The dangerous Australian who is also a total bad ass Fredpool There will be breaks in the fourth wall I promiseRated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,686 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 09-30-12 - Published: 06-10-12 - id: 8205381
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Did he just call us Piggy's?
Several hours after Deadpool and Fredpool entered the fat southern mans car.
Deadpool and Fredpool now hang from from there hands which are bound in chains. They have apples jammed into their mouths and ...Wait a second this didn't happen
"Hey author dude shut up ... or um... stop typing. I'm taking this story in an entirely different direction"
So your direction is you and Fredpool being tortured and gagged by a fat southern guy who thinks your pigs.
"Shut up and type the chapter you idiot"
Okay now let's get this chapter started. Okay Deadpool and Fredpool were dropped off in a nearby town by the fat southern man. They explored the town to try and find a new mode of transportation back to the city where Fredpools bosses headquarters used to be. Several people stared at the strange costumed men but Deadpool simply thought they were just attracted to his rugged good look. Their I said it are you happy now
"Well you also left out strong, quick witted, fearless and sexy"
Fredpool then asked "Who are you talking to?"
Deadpool replied "Just the guy who writes this story. You probably won't understand it's a thing that only the awesome can comprehend"
Fredpool and Deadpool continued through the town but found no one who could help them. Suddenly they heard a scream for help. Fredpool ran towards the scream while Deadpool skipped. The two found the source of the scream.
A gang of thugs surrounded a young girl and one of them asked "So you don't think you have to pay protection from the kangaroo clan eh?"
The girl yelled back defiantly, she had an Australian accent "You have already taken everything from me. I have no money or jewels"
A large muscular thug in a green shirt and brown pants grabbed the girl and said "Oh we haven't taken everything we can get from you my little lovely"
The muscular thug then forced the girl into a kiss. The girl then kicked the man in between the legs and he collapsed to the ground the man got back up and slapped the girl. Fredpool then ran at the man.
The muscular thug asked jokingly "Who's this bloke?"
Fredpool then punched the man in the face. Fredpool then went into a boxing stance as the man took a swing at him. Fredpool dodged the punch and punched the man again.
The man then stumbled back and leaned himself against the corner of the building.
Deadpool then pulled Fredpool back to a corner and said "Okay bud you got him on the ropes" Deadpool then poured a bottle of water on Fredpools head "Just remember what I taught you back in Little Tokyo the right left upper cut left upper cut right right left right upper cut head butt moonwalk charlie denials style upper cut and then finish him with a rocket launcher shot to the b !s" Deadpool then pushed Fredpool out towards the thug.
Fredpool simply punched the thug one more time and he was knocked out cold.
Deadpool then walked up to Fredpool and said "That works to"
The girl ran to Fredpool and hugged him as the rest of the thugs closed in.
Deadpool began to tap his foot and the faint sound of a Cascada song ("Evacuate the dance floor") began playing. Deadpool through up his hands and the group was then covered in a black light. Deadpool then moon walked over to a thug and took out a katana and slashed him. He then back flipped over a thug and then stabbed him in the back "yeah I never miss a beat" Deadpool then took out a machine gun from out of nowhere and donned a pair of sun glasses. "Evacuate the alley way" He then began to fire at the thugs while still keeping time to the song. One slender thug then flipped around in front of Deadpool and began break dancing. The thug then flipped himself up and stared angrily at Deadpool. Deadpool then took out a hand gun and shot him in the face.
The song then stopped playing and the black light disappeared.
The girl then asked "What the heck are you?"
Deadpool grabbed himself like Michael Jackson and let out a loud "Hee Hee. I'm Deadpool and that butt saving will cost you twenty bucks"
Fredpool then told the girl "He's joking"
Deadpool then interrupted "No I'm really not"
The girl then kissed Fredpool on the cheek and said before running off "Thank you for saving me"
Deadpool then interrupted again asking "Do I get a kiss?"
The girl then ran away from the two strangers.
Deadpool then smacked Fredpool in the head and yelled "You durn fool you just cost me twenty bucks of money, moolah, the root of all evil Robert Deniros"
Fredpool ignores the comment and they again begin trying to find a mode of transportation. The girl then came running back and asked "Would you two like to join me and my father for supper?"
Deadpool pulled back a part a back of his sleeve and looked at his watch and commented "Supper? But it's like 3 o'clock in the afternoon"
Fredpool then corrected him saying "You didn't set your watch to Australian time" Fredpool then answered the girl "Yeah we'll come to supper"
Deadpool then whispered in Fredpools ear "They aren't going to be serving Kangaroos steaks or anything like that right?"
Fredpool ignored the disgusting remark and the two headed off for supper.
Later at the girls house the two similar named assassins discovered that the girls father was actually the fat man they had met before. After the meal the two were given the car that the fat man owned as a reward for saving his daughter. Fredpool obviously drove because Deadpool couldn't drive a car that he didn't classify as awesome.
Before they left the girl (just for your information is about 18 or 19) once again kissed Fredpool and refused to kiss Deadpool.
As the two drove off the fat man yelled "You take care of yourselves piggies"
Deadpool and Fredpool were then off once off on their epic adventure of epicness and goodness and to be perfectly honest I think I might end the chapter here before I accidentally type something embarrassing like I love Hello Kitty ... STUPID BROKEN DELETE BUTTON!
"So this is the end of the chapter?"
"So your not going to type anything else?"
I guess so
"So I guess it's annoying that I keep asking questions?
"Well what ever. Hey anyone who read this tell this joke of an author what you think of his story and don't spare any rude words because he can take it... but just to let you know I don't take bad reviews very good Ha Ha Ha contradiction of things that have been said before when I said them ha... What are you still reading this for. Go out and get a girl friend or something you clod hoppers and if your a lady then ... eh get a girl friend anyway"