|Hit and run
Author: chainsaw deathsplosion PM
A thief and a king are best of friends, but by law the king must execute the thief or it will mean war between kingdoms! My first story, it may not be great, Enjoy!Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,015 - Published: 06-14-12 - id: 8217029
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"Niku! WAKE UP!" Slap!
"Oh hey, you're not dead!"
"Dead? What? Can I get breakfast in bed?"
"Niku! Don't you remember?" Suddenly it all came rushing back to him, the sewers, the creature,
"Oh yeah right!"
"Glad to see you don't have amnesia"
"What happened to you?"
"Me?" the king grinned "the priest I got stuck with was a total moron; he practically gave me the keys to my cell. Then I got help to bring you up here"
"And what about Jello?"
The king pointed to a six foot tall blue cube filled with bones
"Little guy had the time of his life, and guess what?"
"That big red guy?"
"He was Orcus himself!" after the initial shock of this statement wore off
(About five minutes later) Niku said "I think I deserve a breakfast in bed"
Niku had extra bacon that morning.