Karkat woke from his dream at midnight… "that dream agan" he whispers. "who is that green human?his outfit is stupid he looks stupid.. but why do I keep dreaming about him? his sword… and shield… and douchey hat…. i kind of…" karkat shook his head.w at is he saying? he doesnt want to be matesprit with some human from his dreams how stupid is that! Karcat went back to bed

after adventureing for a while link was sleeping at zeldas crib. He started to dream. He saw a figure in his dream of some guy so he walked up to the guy. when the guy turned around, he had grey skin, yellow-black eyes and candy corn horns. "heyaah!" link said in surpraise and ran away. Link woke up. "yaaaaa" link whispered. "hey listen" nazi said and link goed away

Karkat was in the core and he couldnt stop thinking about that human so he goggled it. Apparently the humans name is link. boy link is HOT karkat thought to himself, blushing. "hey mommyfucker what u blushing about" gamze asks karkat "oh um nothing fuckass so go away" "ok" gamzee says and he jumps into the horn piel. Karkat wanted to meet link and go on adventures with him. karat felt really warm inside and so he went out on a quest to find link. he couldn't find link anywhere on alternia so he walked off the planet and went to another universe.

Link was sitting under a tree. he wondered who the guy was about so he began to think about it. the more he thought, the hotter he got. he dubbed the guy in his dream "heyahhhh" and link started to blush. now Zelda ran over to link and she like "link wat u blashing about omg" link looked at her and whispered "yaaaaaaaaa….." and zelda was like wtf so she went to mikky d's insted. then link herd russles in the bushes…. So he took out the master sord and he shouted "HEEYAAHHH!" as a battle cry. "I knew id find u" said a voice…. It was heyahhhh! link blushed and so did he. "my name Is karkat" karkat said.

Karkat was so excited he found link. he was so excited he would just—

Karkat kissed link omg. link blushed and looked surprised butt didn't pull back and kissed him more

It was so much kissing navi had to go away and zelda didn't get to take her order and mikky d. "now that the farys gone.. lets have some fun" karkat said and link smiled "ya" he said. Karkat took off his clothes and took off links and link was like omg.

Karkat wasn't human he was a different species so he did not have a ding dong. karat blushed and says "do u want a piece of my butt" so he turned around and bent over and link thought "yaaaahhhh what a bodactious booty" link took his ding dong and put it in karakts booty. "UGUUUU!" karat said mowning. Link knew dis was rly bad but he didn't care he felt hot and karkat felt hot. Link trusted in karkat and karkat was like "GOOOOOOOGGGGG" and den he came. Soon after link came and he ws like "" and den zelda walked in and she was like "link omg" and link cried kinda but dey had fun de end :3