-parodied by Renfield =^_~=

I want a boy with lips like rubies
I want a boy who knows how to dress
I want a boy with fuck-me boots
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a boy with the right deviations
Who is lean and shoujo and sharp as a tack
He's writing me poetry, he's pulling out my chair
He's taking me to heaven and bringing me back

I want a boy with a short skirt and a cute backside-!

I want a boy who makes me breakfast (makes me breakfast)
I want a boy who stays up late (stays up late)
I want a boy with unparalleled ability
Who uses a smoke bomb to hide his escape

With fingernails that shine like glitter
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
He is sleek, angsty, and sharp as a tack
He's taking me dancing and bringing me back

I want a boy with a short skirt and a long, long jacket
(na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na, repeat)

I want a boy with the good conjugation (good conjugation)
I want a boy with a nice rear end
In English class we will meet accidentally (accidentally)
We'll start to talk when he borrows my pen

He wants a girl with a transvestite fetish
He wants a girl who will buy him Nair
He is changing his name from Billy to Frances
He's trading his machismo for some false eyelashes

I want a boy with a short skirt and a long. . . . . . . . . heh heh heh heh >;D
(na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na, etc.)