My Brother, The Miser (by Hortense McDuck)

Back when we were all at home

None of could have ever known

What he would turn out to be

Our poor big brother Scroogey

He was so nice and caring back then

He was such a sweetie way back when

He wasn't greedy or money grubbing

And it was not money, but family he was loving

But when he left home, he started to change

Scroogey began to start living up to his name

He started to get money and he only wanted more

He wanted to be rich and only laughed at the poor

He'd do anything to get more ching

Because he loved that more than anything

He'd leave his family out in the cold

And I'm his sister, so I should know

How hard it is to see him like this

It makes you really start to miss

The days when he wasn't a tycoon

Because now he's turning into such a loon

Money comes first to our brother now

Many people would wonder how

he got rewarded with so much luck

but sadly he's a completely cold hearted duck

Our brother is now beyond all hope

But we don't even have to cope

Because it cut deep like a knife

When he pushed us out of his life

So here's to Scroogey, our big brother

Who is definitely not like any other

I used to always look up to the lad

But now all I can do is pray for the cad