Without Wing: My Eminem Song Parody!!
By the one and only GoldenFlame
A/N: ^.^ Enjoy, hate, whatever you think, if you want more, tell me and I’ll be happy to write!!
Disclaimer: I don’t own Gundam Wing or Eminem’s song ‘Without Me’. Are you happy now?
^.^ Trowa's peace sign! --- ////.^ \V/

~Heero~: Heero Yuy, real name no gimmicks {Beat Changes}

~Everybody~: The Gundams blast MS in outer space,
In outer space, in outer space.
The Gundams blast MS in outer space,
In outer space, in outer space.

~OZ Soldier~: It’s a Gundam!! (Try to imagine this instead of the girl)

~All Pilots~: Guess who’s back, back again
The Pilots are back tell a friend
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back,
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back,
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back,
Guess who’s back…

~Zechs~: I’ve created a monster, cuz nobody want to
See Milli no more they want Zechs
“Space it’s so quiet.”

~Trowa~: Well if you want Zechs, then this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of me mixed with lotza ammo
Some missiles that’ll blast Tallgeese {3} quicker
Then the buster rifle on even Wing Zero
With the Zero System cooperating
When Altron’s fightin’ while Zero I’m operating

~Heero~: “Hey!”

~Quatre~: You waited this long to stop debating
So we’re back, I’m in Sandrock and piloting
I know you got a job OZ leaders
But the war isn’t goin’ in your favor

~Duo~: So Romefellar won’t let us be
Or let me be me so let me see
OZ tried to blow up Deathscythe on TV
But G Wing feels so empty without me

~WuFei~: So come on weaklings, take a long trip
Come lose to someone in just a bit
And get ready cuz this is about to get heavy
Nataku is Altron, Fuck you Ozzies!

~All Pilots~: Now this looks like a job for Wing
So everybody just follow Wing
Cuz we need a little long war to see
Cuz it feels so empty without Wing
We said this looks like a job for Wing
So everybody just follow Wing
Cuz we need a little long war to see
Cuz it feels so empty without Wing

~Zechs~: Little hellions, teens feeling rebellious
With Gundams, give the people peace wishes
They start feeling like prison is helpless {OZ does anyways},
‘Til someone goes over to Relena and yells “Bitch!!” {A/N: Sorry, couldn’t resist! ^.^}

~Trowa~: A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
Pollutin’ the air waves a rebel
So let us just relax and rest
In the fact that OZ’s is kissin’ our ass
And it’s a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so much damage and war you ask of me?

~Heero~: Well we’re back
(*Batman noise* Duo: *dressed in black* I… am….Shinigami!!}
Fix your bent antenna
Tune it in and then I’m gonna enter
Into the atmosphere like a splinter
The center of attention {Duo: That’s us!} back for the winter

~Duo~: I’m interesting, the best thing since wrestling {All: Wrestling? Duo: Don’t know… hehehe}
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing “Attention Please”
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Where’s my payment, wait, I’m here for free?!

~WuFei~: {To Duo} A nuisance.

~Quatre:~ Who sent, you sent for me?

~All Pilots~: Now this looks like a job for Wing
So everybody just follow Wing
Cuz we need a little long war to see
Cuz it feels so empty without Wing
We said this looks like a job for Wing
So everybody just follow Wing
Cuz we need a little long war to see
Cuz it feels so empty without Wing

~Heero~: I go fight for peace with anybody who’s talking this and that shit
Zechs Merquise, you can still get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Ozzie bastards,
And Tallgeese {3}, you can get stomped by Zero
Your system has failed to fuckin’ scare me
You don’t know me, now Relena scared me
Let go, it’s over, nobody likes a former soldier {A/N: Sorry Heero fans! Couldn’t think of anything else!}

~WuFei~: Now let’s go, just give me the signal
I’ll be there with a whole list of new insults

~Zechs~: I’ve been gone, I’m back sooner or later
Ever since Gundam was turned into a symbol

~Duo~: But sometimes man it just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I’m disgusting,
But it’s just me I’m just joking {A/N: If I put obscene I’d be dead}

~Quatre~: Though I’m not the first pilot to ever be
I am the blondest since Zechs Merquise,
To fight with Sandrock so so easily
And use Sandrock Kai to stop enemies

~OZ~: “Hey!!”

~Trowa~: There’s a concept that works
20 million other pilots dare to emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
We’d still be the originality!

~All Pilots~: Now this looks like a job for Wing
So everybody just follow Wing
Cuz we need a little long war to see
Cuz it feels so empty without Wing
We said this looks like a job for Wing
So everybody just follow Wing
Cuz we need a little long war to see
Cuz it feels so empty without Wing
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

~Duo~: “Kids!!!!”

Everyone stares
Duo: What?! It’s supposed to be in there!!
WuFei: Very energetic, aren’t we Maxwell?
Duo: Hey, you sang too!
Quatre: Let’s sing it again!! Again!!
Everyone stares at him now.
Heero: *smiles* {Very scary, yes I know} Yeah, let’s sing it again.
Zechs: …… You dissed me *way* too much Yuy.
Duo: Hey! Trowa even sang!
Trowa: ………..so……….
Everyone goes back to singing it again and again and again and again and again…… Well, you get the drift!

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A/N: Well, that’s the end of the song fic, aren’t you so happy? Was it good, bad, in between? Feel free to tell me in an e-mail or you *could* just review! I’m soooo happy now!! I finally finished!! Now…… onto the next of my song parodies!! *groans heard from far away*