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Chapter One – The Lesbians move in

"Hey! Eddie!" Rich called from the window "We've got new neighbours!" Eddie sighed and began his slow walk towards the window "I think….Oh my God Eddie get here quickly!" Rich's voice went slightly higher in the last few words.
"Why, do they have a dog? Because honestly Rich you're not going to hear it from all the way over there. And even if you could you could always wear those pathetic earphones you're always going on about" Eddie snapped, tiredly making his way towards his friend who was gesturing excitedly for him to get there. Rich rolled his eyes

"No you daft coconut"
"Coconut?" Eddie questioned quietly and stood by his roommate's side

"They're Lesbians!" Rich said, and was pushed aside by an enthusiastic Eddie

"Quick get the binoculars! I think they're getting it on!" Eddie yelped, doing an odd kind of dance with his voice and shoulders on the 'getting it on'. Rich nodded and ran to get them "Oh my god! She's taken off her top"
"Bloody Hell!" Rich yelled from the other room, running so fast back to stand by Eddie's side he didn't stop quite in time and sent Eddie out of the window.

"Oh my god! Eddie!" He screamed, grabbing hold of his friend's hands and pulling him back into the flat. Eddie gasped for air and leant against the wall, trying to get his heart rate back to normal levels

"You" He huffed "Total…utter…bastard!" He raised his fist, ready to send Rick out of the window when Rich's eyes widened impossibly. "What?"
"They're naked Eddie!" And Eddie forgot their previous fight.

"Well that was fun" Rich sighed, slouching down onto their sofa, he was immediately joined by Eddie.

"Very fun! I love new neighbours! Hey! We should go introduce ourselves!" Eddie said cheerfully. Rich rolled his eyes

"Why would we do that?"
"They might let us watch"

"We already have watched Eddie"

"Well maybe they'd let us join in!"

"Why would they do that?"
"We could schmooze them!"

"Schmooze them? That's a big word Eddie!"

"Thanks! I saw it in the book I'm reading!" Rich's eyes open wider

"You? Reading?"

"What's so rare about that?"

"Normally you're too drunk to focus!"

"Oh...yeah"

"What are you reading that has the world Schmooze?"

"This!" Eddie pulled up his book

"The dictionary? Really Eddie?" They are about to continue their conversation when their phone rings

"I'll get it!" Eddie yells eagerly

"You? Answer a phone? The world's gone mad!"

"It might be the lesbians!"

"Why would it be the lesbians?"

"Maybe they saw us looking and liked the look of us" Rich rolls his eyes at his friend

"Oh yeah, that's going to happen" He picked up the phone, still rolling his eyes at Eddie who sits leisurely on the sofa, picking up a discarded beer can.

"Go to your window" A soft female voice said in Rich's ear. Rich gulps and stands up, slowly making his way to the window.

Across the street one of the women stands by her window, wearing a Japanese robe. She waved at him and gestured for him to come over. He felt excitement build up in his body, and he quickly ran to get his coat on. This was it. Richard Richard was going to get laid. Unfortunately for Richie Eddie had seen the wave too, and followed.