Author: ShayminPrincessKim PM
A tiny girl's wish for a companion comes true when she meets a fairy Prince named Chazz. Kim's life then goes downward when a stranger kidnaps her. Can she make it back home to her true love?Rated: Fiction K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 07-29-12 - Published: 06-22-12 - id: 8246297
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Meanwhile, about two yards away from Kim's home, well, probably more, due to Kim and Cream, Cheese, Tails and Sonic's small sizes, Kim was humming 'Follow Your Heart.'
Suddenly, Tails yelled, "Look out!" and Cream screamed before she, Sonic, Cream, Cheese, and Tails quickly scattered, as a man with brown hair and black eyes wearing mime make up, black top hat, white buttoned up shirt, with a red bow tie, black suit jacket with a rose on the front, pants, and shoes jumped out of nowhere and laughed.
Kim screamed in surprise, making the man laugh once more, before he said, "Hiya, madame! Jazz hands's my name." He stepped closer to Kim, unsettling her a little bit, as he asked her, "How d'you do, how're you feeling, everything okay?" "I'm not your toots," Kim said. "Where do you come from?" "Where?" asked Jazz Hands. "Up there! I'm a connoisseur of sweet nectars, a designer of rare threads, and a judge of beautiful woman. And you are beautiful! Miss, um…" "Uh, Kim," said Kim. "And I'm going home."
She started to walk away only for Jazz Hands to get in her way, as he asked her, "What's your hurry, toots? Relax, take a load off!" "Ooh, I really wish you wouldn't do that," Kim said. Jazz Hands grabbed her arm and said, "Perhaps you'd prefer this." He then began carpeting her arm with kisses and Kim said, "Oh, Mr. Jazz Hands, I hardly even know you! Please stop?" "Stop?" Jazz Hands said. "How can I stop? I'm crazy about you, toots!"
He kissed her hand and said, "You're gorgeous." He tried to kiss Kim's hand again, but Kim quickly replaced it with his own hand, which he kissed instead, making him say "Ooh, you're exciting!" He kissed his hand and said, "Ooh, delicious!" "I am?" said Kim. "And I love the sound of your voice!" Jazz Hands said. "My voice?" said Kim. "Don't talk," Jazz Hands cut her off. "Sing. Sing to me." Kim thought for a moment, before she got an idea and sang.
Kim: I have an idea
Can you get me up there?
She pointed up at a tree and Jazz Hands said, "Um, why should I, toots?" "Well, from the treetops, I could see my house," Kim said. "Then I'd know if I'm traveling in the right direction to get home!" "Ah, gee, I don't know," Jazz Hands said. "That would be a big, big, oh, very big favor."
Kim: I'll sing
I'll sing for you
"No, no," Jazz Hands said, "you'll sing at the Acrobat Ball. And dance!" With that, he grabbed Kim, making her yelp in surprise, and used a jetpack to fly to said place, saying, "We are gonna be the talk of the town, toots!" "I'm not your toots," kim protested, as she was pulled in. "And I don't even look like a mime!" Meanwhile, Cream, Cheese, Sonic and Tails looked out from behind a rock, as Tails said, "C'mon, let's get help!"
Inside a large building, with dazzling lights and such, and a room labeled 'Acrobat Ballroom,' Kim was wearing a the same make up as Jazz hands with bright red lipstick, a black suit jacket, white dress shirt, waist coat, white skirt, and black dance shoes. "Ladies and gentle Acrobats and Mimes, Jazz Hands is proud to present Kim!"
Jazz Hands: Baby, it's the Acrobat Ball
And Acrobats and Mimes are crawling to get in
When they hear that parrot beat
Those dainty feet will start to spin
And now a cheer, for you, my dear
You're beautiful, baby!
All: Oh, my little butterfly
You flutter by in each romance
Every chance to dance with you
Puts the ants back in my pants
Let's cut a rug, my ladybug
You're beautiful, baby!
Jazz Hands: I get a flash when I have you on my hand
You tie my ears in a knot
Now the room's reeling
And I'm feeling
So hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
Hot to trot!
Let's dance, baby!
Some of the mimes and Acrobats found her very attractive, though none of them knew that she wasn't a mime. "Isn't she beautiful," A girl said. "Just adorable, darling," A woman said. "What a piece of work," A man said, as his wife gasped and then glared at him. "A real looker!" A waiter agreed. "Okay, toots, let's wing it!" Jazz Hands said. "I-I can't wing it, I don't have any wings!" Kim cried, but spun around. "I'm getting dizzy!"
In the process, her costume fell off, revealing she was wearing a black leotard beneath and her make up started to come off. All the acrobats and Mimes looked disgusted before they started making fun of her.
Hey, that bird is a dog!
"My, my!" One woman said. "Unattractive!" A man said. "The word, my dear, is ugly," another woman said. "She's so ugly she's hurting my eyes!" "I hope it ain't catchin'! Disgraceful!" This last part caught Kim's attention, but she continued dancing.
Acrobats: Would you look at that
She ain't go no wings
Good gracious me
Where are those things
She ain't got no feathers
She ain't got no tail
She's got scrawny legs
And knobby knees
For all we know
That girl's got fleas
She can't even fly
No, that won't do
So say good-bye
She's not for you!
"I'm sorry, toots!" Jazz Hands said, "I guess you're too…"
Jazz Hans and Birds: Ugly!
On 'ugly,' Jazz Hands smacked her butt with his cane, making her yelp in surprise. "Don't worry," Jazz Hands told her. "You'll get over me." Kim, however, was more focused on what she'd heard earlier, as she said to herself, "I'm ugly?"
Meanwhile, Cream, Cheese, Sonic and Tails were running/flying home to try and find help. "Hey, wait for me!" cried Cream. "C'mon, you guys," Sonic said. "Kim needs help!" They were running through a chasm, until Hydron landed, scaring them, as they screamed and began to head back the way they came, but Hydron punched the side of the wall, causing some rocks to block their way. "Did I hear one of you say Kim needs help?" asked Hydron. "Yeah," Cream said, despite Sonic's attempts to shut her up. She pointed up, as she said, "The Mime took her and flew way up there!" Sonic shushed Cream and covered her mouth, saying, "Be quiet!"
But Hydron had heard enough, as he said, "Hmm, the mime? I want her back!" His anger scared Cream and Tails, enough for them to find a way to escape with Sonic and Cheese fallowing. "C'mon, let's go!" Cream yelled, before she insulted Hydron, "You big weirdo!" Meanwhile, Hydron pondered to himself, "Now, we see about this Mime."
Meanwhile, Kim, back in her normal attire, was sitting on a stump near a dandelion with her knees pulled up to her chest. She looked up when she heard a humming sound and then saw Dan and Drago. "Why, what is the matter, Kim?" Drago asked her. Kim sniffled sadly, as she said, "I'm cold. I'm lost. And I'm hungry. And that Jazz Hands says I'm ugly!"
She sadly glanced at a dandelion with dewdrops on it, but looked away despondently. "Jazz Hands?" Dan said. "Do you love Jazz Hands?" "No," Kim said.
"Then, never mind Jazz Hands," Drago said. "Good riddance to Jazz Hands. And good riddance to Hydron." Dan than blew the dandelion, scattering the stalks, until only one remained. He then asked her, "Does Prince Chazz think you're ugly?" "No," Kim said, wiping her eyes. "He thinks I'm beautiful." "And so you are," Drago said. "Look."
He put his wing on Kim's shoulder to have her look at the tiny dewdrop hanging over the remaining stalk. She gasped and smiled happily, before she said, "I'm going home." She then walked over to Dan, who had settled down to sleep in a sleeping bag but not before taking out another one for Kim, and asked, "Dan?" "Hmm?" Dan said.
Kim lifted his hat up a little and asked, "Will you find the Vale of Fairies?" "I promise," Dan said. He yawned and said, "I promise. But now we must sleep. Good Night, Kim." Kim settled into the second sleeping bag, as she said, "Thank you, Dan and Drago. Thank you." As they rested, Dan said, "Tomorrow is a new day. And I will go to the forest and see if I can find your Prince Chazz."