Author: My Dictator Level is Over 9000 PM
When Doofenshmirtz builds an Other Dimensionator, he and Perry the Platypus get stuck in the 2nd Dimension. The 2D Doofenshmirtz insists they stay until they can find a way home. Heinz discovers the eviler him is planning something big. Can he stop himself? And can they get back home? Rated T for violence. COMPLETE.Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure - Dr. Doofenshmirtz & Perry - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,557 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 07-16-12 - Published: 06-26-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8258043
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Authors Note: This story does get darker as it continues, just warning you guys for future reference. Hooray for daily updating! These chapters are turning out to be a maximum of 1,300 words each. I was hoping for 2,000 words per chapter of this but every time I stop at a certain point its always at 1,300 or so. Whatever, review! So yeah, darkness shall come sometime in this story. I'll warn you guys in an A/N or something. Its hard to explain. Yeah Phineas and Ferb and the gang aren't the focus in this story, my main priority will always be Doofenshmirtz and Perry because they are fawking awesome and need more screentime. If you want a focus on the kids then go read a Phinebella story or watch an ep of P+F and fastforward through the B plot cuz this aint it. I could care less about the couples in the show and Phineas and Ferb and the gang need to take a back seat somewhere…in China…underwater…and maybe on the moon, MAYBE. Phineas was a little jerk in the movie and I swear I wanted to smack that kid across his triangular face. And Ferb just stood there. Watching the verbal abuse and saying nothing. *claps slowly* Best owners in the damn world.
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ATSD: Chapter 4
"Well, well, well, it looks like we've got ourselves a little rat"
The agent struggled but the robot was too strong, he wouldn't be able to buy himself out of this one.
"I always knew you were a sneaky rodent, don't you know it's rude to eavesdrop? And also dangerous, I take it you know my whole plan now. Here's the thing, I can't have running off and telling the other me about this so the only question is what to do with you?" Doofenshmirtz-2 paced in thought "I won't turn you into a cyborg…"
Perry looked relieved.
"I already have one too many of those…and I shouldn't even have the one that I do have! Let's see…what can I do with you? I won't kill or execute you…I want you to suffer…perfect! Take him to the dungeon! You will meet a slow and excruciating doom Perry the Platypus…" He chuckled.
The Normbot started to walk out the room; the platypus- who thought it was worth a try- gave the robot five dollars.
The Normbot stared at it for a moment before taking it and dropping him to the ground.
Well what do you know? It worked.
The agent smiled and began running.
"What are you standing around for? Get him!"
The robots chased him around the room, trying to punch, blast and catch him. One of them punched the head off a skeleton.
"Hey! Careful with that!"
The skull slid across the floor to a window, Perry backed up as the Normbots came closer.
"There's nowhere for you to run…"
The platypus- in a final attempt to save himself- threw a dollar at the robots. The Normbots stopped and stared at the dollar as it fell to the ground. Their heads turned into Norm heads and most of them exclaimed something like:
"I'LL GET IT"
"I'VE ALWAYS LIKE BRIBERY"
"IS THAT MINE?"
"LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE DROPPED A DOLLAR"
"I USE MONEY TO MASK MY INSECURITIES"
The robots started dog piling each other for the dollar.
"You idiots! Stop fighting over that dollar and get hi- OW Brainfreeze!" Doofenshmirtz-2 clutched his head in pain.
The agent fell out the window and activated his parachute.
Platyborg put a hand on his master's shoulder only for it to be roughly shoved away.
"Get him!" The dictator pointed, still clutching his head with the other hand. The cyborg saluted and went after his counterpart.
Platyborg leapt down after him, wings extend out of his back and he darted towards the small platypus.
Perry moves himself away but Platyborg turns back and flies at him.
He dislodged the chute as Platyborg cut through. Perry lands and slides down another window bank. Platyborg rockets back at him. Perry struggles to remove his feet from the skull.
Perry tries to remove the skull by pulling the skull against the building but ends up flinging himself across the roof; he landed up on the windows and balanced himself. Platyborg lands next to him and his wings retract; Perry turned the skull to face him.
Perry and Platyborg fight. Perry grabs Platyborg's arm and punches his face several times, with no effect. Platyborg smirks evilly and punches Perry, sending him back near the edge. Platyborg morphs his hand into a spinning mace, but the parachute lands on the cyborgs head wrapping him in the parachute. He stumbles and falls off the edge.
The skull is caught in the chute lines. Perry falls, Platyborg grabbed a nearby ledge and Perry is flung into a window pane. He tips as he hits each one, lowering him to the ground.
Wow, saved by unconventional architecture.
A Normbot approaches him "MAY I PLEASE SEE YOUR PAPERS?"
The platypus stared and the Normbot replaced its normal head with an armored one and says in a deep voice "Show me your papers or be destroyed"
The skull landed on the Normbot's head, it sputtered and flew off erratically. The door opened and Platyborg came out, tearing off the chute, he marches up to him, then he hears a noise and looks. The Normbot lands, but right behind him. Platyborg then goes back to marching, but is then hit by a bus.
Perry shrugs and starts to run.
"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" Doofenshmirtz-2 yelled.
"GET ME, I'M A GEORGIA O'KEEFE PAINTING!" Said a Normbot.
A taxi pulled up with Platyborg stuck on the windshield.
"4th and Main" The driver said.
Platyborg gets off and hands him some money.
"What? No tip?"
Platyborg turns his hand into a mace.
"Never mind, I'm good"
He drives off and Platyborg looks around.
Perry hides in an alley behind a dumpster as several Normbots hover by. He sighs in relief, glad that that's finally over. The platypus started to think. Now what was he gonna do? He couldn't get back in the building and warn Doof with all those robots running around, he needed help. Maybe he could find some agents in this dimension to help him (if there were any alive) and possibly tell him what happened to this place and more importantly, what happened to him.
It was worth a try anyways, so the platypus started cautiously making his way down the streets.
He hoped Doofenshmirtz would be ok without him.
Doofenshmirtz-2 paced and muttered to himself. His office was a wreck, his Normbots were damaged from fighting over that dollar, his general was hit by ANOTHER vehicle and that stupid platypus got away. Could this get any worse?
"Hey other me"
Apparently it can, what was this idiot doing up this early in the morning?
"Good morning" The dictator put on a fake smile "What are you doing up so early?"
"I woke up to go to the bathroom and I couldn't find Perry the Platypus anywhere, have you seen him?"
"Yeah…" Doofenshmirtz-2 smirked and turned to look out over the city "Perry the Platypus went to go visit someone in this dimension, some family but don't worry he'll be back" He grinned evilly "Very soon…"
"Perry the Platypus has a family?"
Doofenshmirtz-2 raised an eyebrow at his counterpart; he didn't actually know where the platypus went. The dictator just said he was visiting some family so the other him wouldn't get suspicious or worry about the dumb animal. He knew that every agent had a host family but he didn't bother or care to know who any of them were. Doofenshmirtz needed to keep his counterpart in the dark so he continued "Every agent has a host family that they live with, I guess he was missing them so much that he decided that he needed to see them and didn't care which version"
"Ok I guess that makes sense"
His counterpart was so gullible, this was so easy! The dictator continued "Let's not worry about Perry the Platypus so much, he's trained and can take care of himself" Doofenshmirtz-2 put an arm around Doofenshmirtz-1 and began leading him out of his office "So…tell me about YOUR Tri State Area"
"Well…"Doofenshmirtz-1's voice faded as they walked out.
Platyborg sat on the floor confused and in obvious pain. His master always made the pain stop when he was hurt. Why didn't he do it now? Maybe he forgot, but Doofenshmirtz never forgets to do things for him. Well he forgot to feed him yesterday but Vanessa had taken care of that problem. The girl wasn't here to help him now and he was alone. His knee was bleeding and it ached painfully. The cyborg curled up on the floor hugging his knee close to his chest. He closed his eye.
Wishing for someone, anyone to stop the pain that his master had neglected to stop.