[].A New Me.[]

Summary: Meet Miranda. A typical Woman, who just wants to have fun! Running a Joke shop is hard work, especially With a Mother like Penny. Penny Just wants Miranda to Be married and Have Kids.

But Miranda has other ideas?.

() Miranda walked along the road, where a couple of Good Looking Men were standing, she kept on walking and smiled happily towards them 'Cool and Casual' she kept repeating i her mind. Each one was different and unique, different colour Hair, stubble, and clothing. This was always a downside to Miranda, she could never walk past guys without making a fool out of herself. She already started to walk funny when they were in sight.

As she looked up the Path, she saw her worst friend, from Boarding school, Tilly. Tilly was a fair woman, with her own mind to everything, she made up words that didn't even exist. Some like ' Marveliismus' or 'Flabagastamoomoo' Miranda didn't really know, why she was friends with Tilly but they had gone to boarding school together, so maybe she could class her as 'Boarding Budds?'

Anyway as she carried on looking 'Cassh' past the Good looking man, One turned around to speak to her. He was tall, Black hair spiked up, Designer Stubble. He wore a blue polo shirt to show off, He's Abs and Biceps+Triceps, But Miranda didn't care.

"Hey Babe" Miranda was instanter taken by shock of this and Didn't have a Reply Ready, So she just stood there in space.

"Hi" This is all she could get out of her mouth at this precious Time. This moment could make a difference in her life? This could be her big start to her 'New Me' Roll. In her mind a Voice was shouting 'Speak' 'Speak' she could have swore it was Penny her Mother. Quickly she shuck her hair causing her to go dizzy and fall over on the spot, and bang her head on a rock.

Miranda Awoke to all of the Good looking Men, kneeing down before her, with a confused looking Tilly and Penny next to them.

"Miranda?" Penny's voice was full of concern, but looking around at all the guys, she might have been a bit more upset for her Daughter. An Act maybe?

"Queen Kong?" Miranda was hoping she didn't just say that 'Queen Kong' Yes she had, Great, she would never beable to pull it off now. She was kinda' grateful... She thought again Nope she wasn't.

"Tilly!"

"I say Young Man, get down there quick, and resist Temptation; With her Big Knickers, you'll be away"

"MUM"

/x/x

I Awoke the Next morning In a bit of a daze, Trying not to remember the previous events that happened the day before. I mean, Personally I thought I was doing pretty well, Until I thought of Mum and then Hit my Head. She is always doing that, her silly catchphrase 'Such Fun' or 'What I call', I mean why do mum's always have to be so embarrassing, I was doing quite well until Tilly- That irritating, Posh-Snot, Weirdo, Thinks I'm her friend, person. I mean the world would be so much more free without them, Lock em' in a Zoo that's what I think, Oh How Rude.

I ate breakfast quicky, In Hope that it was already Evening time, so I could get drunk once again and forget the past events. I looked at the clock which read 10:02am, A couple of Hours to go yet I thought. As I hurried down into my Joke Sop where my little trusty Friend Stevie was talking on the Phone Once again, All I could hear were words coming out of her mouth like "Chocolate Willy's, Fluffy Hand Cuffs, Love Eggs, Anyone would have thought it was a Sex shop. Cause that would have gone down well At my School Reunion.

"Hey Miranda"

"Sally Hi"

"How are you? Married?"

Miranda stared at her "seriously?"

"Yes, I mean I have kids, Husband, I work as a High Fashion Designer, designing clothes to Models all over the world" Miranda still stared at her, looking blankly and puzzled." What do you do?"

"Yes well I run a Very Good Business, Its my own all done by Myself" Sally looked Impressed.

"Well that's good, everyone here at Boarding School thought you couldn't get a job, and would run your own Business, As a Sex shop maybe" Miranda tried not to laughed or make any movement, She laughed.

"As If I would do that? What kind of Person do you think me as?" Now she was panicking and filling up her cup - Which is over filled-.

"What Business?"

"Urhh? Children shop" Tilly walked over to them both.

"Hey, are you discussing Queen Kong's new Business A Sex Shop?" She smiled and Ran quickly only to tripping over and falling straight into the Desserts table.

Stevie had interrupted my thoughts when she came over and explained the situation, I sat there bored stiffless.

"Its a Long and Bumpy Road, this Business Its hard but With My help, We can get it back into shape"

"Sounds like it needs some repairs and tarmacking" I happened to laugh after this causing Stevie to star blankly at me again.

"Miranda, this is Serious"

"I know but after yesterday, I need perking up"

"Yeah I heard, more like Perking down" Stevie was sitting on her stool, the same one she always sat on, so I happened to lean on her making her fall straight onto the floor.

"Miranda"

"Stevie, Serves you Right"