|Hot Pie at the wedding
Author: ofwingsandthings PM
A series of very short one-shots about the events leading up to, and including, Arya and Gendry's wedding. This is a spin off from Just as Friends, Obviously, so I really recommend reading that first.Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Arya S. & Gendry - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,497 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 01-03-13 - Published: 07-01-12 - id: 8275512
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Summary: In which Sansa annoys Arya
"So... When's the wedding?"
"Sansa, go away."
"I'm thinking maybe late June, with a sort of... Springy vibe, even though it's early summer. I think we can still pull it off."
"A.," Arya said, swinging around so that she could face her sister, "I'm not getting married, and B. Why the fuck would I ever want a spring wedding? Do I look like a spring wedding to you?"
"Will you two shut up?" Jon snapped. "This is supposed to be Bran's rehearsal."
"It could soon be Arya's rehearsal too, if she'd just admit the truth," Sansa said, holding her bouquet of flowers straight and smiling radiantly as Meera Reed walked down the aisle bashfully on her father's arm.
Arya let out a loud, annoyed huff. Honestly. Sansa was being insufferable. She had somehow convinced herself that Gendry had secretly proposed, and that at any moment, Arya was going to announce her engagement. It wouldn't have been so annoying if it was true, but as it was, there was no talk of marriage from Gendry. Not one single, damned peep.
"Will you give that a rest?" Jon said, sounding just as annoyed as Arya. "You're not going to be planning another wedding anytime soon."
"Shut up over there!" Bran hissed, scowling at them. "This is supposed to be a rehearsal, not a gossip corner!"
"A gossip corner?" Sansa repeated with a raised eyebrow. She looked like she was trying not to laugh.
"What's a gossip corner?" Arya asked.
Bran gave them a sincerely threatening look before turning back to look at his soon-to-be-bride.
"Who says I'm not going to be planning a wedding soon?" Sansa whispered as Meera was handed to Bran so that they could practice saying their vows.
"I do!" Arya hissed. "Would you shut up now? We haven't even talked about it! And besides, Gendry's just started out being manager and owner of the Forge, this is no time for him to be distracted!"
"Oh really?" Sansa said in a very annoying voice that made Arya suspect that she was keeping something from her. "That's very interesting."
"Why?" Arya demanded. "Why is it interesting?"
"Oh nothing," Sansa said coyly, playing with the flowers in her bouquet. "I was just at the mall the other day though, buying myself some new table cloths, and I could have sworn I saw Gendry at the jewelry store looking at rings."
"WHAT?" Arya roared, causing several people to jump. The minister looked like he had come close to having a heart attack.
"Seriously?" Bran said. "Seriously?"
"SANSA!" Arya bellowed, dropping her bouquet and grabbing her sister by the shoulders. "Did. You. See. Him?"
"Yes," Sansa said with a grin. "And I think he bought something too."
"Hey!" Bran roared as Arya began to sprint from the church. "THIS IS MY BLOODY REHEARSAL!"
But Arya paid him no mind.
These are all going to be short and sweet, but they are very fun to write! If you haven't read Just as Friends, Obviously, I really recommend that you do, because this will probably make very little to no sense.