|The Misadventures of Bad Luck Mapler
Author: Mishieru Hime PM
Meet Brian. He's a 13 year old boy who's cursed with bad luck. Join him on his misadventures in MapleWorld from auditions to YOLO. A collection of different one shots that are being improved. Based on the BadLuckMapler Twitter account and Bad Luck Brian. Rated T for violence. On hiatus. No new stories will be released.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 07-05-12 - Published: 07-02-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8279442
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While I own Bad Luck Mapler (Brian), I don't own MapleStory or Nexon.
The Misadventures of Bad Luck Mapler is based on the Twitter account I made called "BadLuckMapler", which is inspired by Bad Luck Brian. In today's chapter, Brian gets some free cheese from Cassandra after killing a criminal. But what happens after he eats it?
This story is dedicated to Kierany9 for constructive criticism.
In the alien ridden fields of Omega Sector, a flame arrow cut clean through the chest of the bully. He was wanted by Cassandra for harassing Maplers, and in exchange for its token, she was giving out goodies such as badges, belts, and potions to them.
"CURSE YOU! I'LL HAUNT YOU IN THE FUTURE!" yelled the bully as he fell to his death. His body disappeared and a token took his place on the ground.
"Well, he dug his own grave. Time to take the token and get back to Cassandra." Brian said as he picked up the token and stashed it into his rucksack. The rucksack was bulging from the heavy amount of Mateon tentacles Brian was collecting for a quest. He pulled out a return scroll from his sweater vest, tore the scroll into tiny pieces, and in a blink of an eye, he was transported to the outside of the Omega Sector command center. A brief 2 minute walk took him to Cassandra, who was polishing her expensive looking crystal ball.
"Hi Brian, how can I help you? Do you want to know what I saw in my crystal ball? Or would you like to know about the free badges and belts I'm giving out." asked Cassandra. At the same time, she was polishing her mysterious glass crystal ball. She was clothed in colorful gypsy garb and has a big smile on her face.
"I have the token you wanted", answered Brian as he searched his rucksack for the token. He pulled out the token, turned it over to Cassandra and waited for his reward.
"Thank you. We're still looking for the wanted criminal, but here's your reward", she replied. Cassandra walked to the cardboard boxes behind her and whipped out her box cutter. She opened it up, took out a lime green cheese and handed it to Brian.
The inedible-looking cheese looked like it was going to crumble into dust.
Brian gagged at the appearance and smell of the cheese, and asked "What's that?"
"That's Ssiws Cheese. It's a luxury cheese imported from the planet Versal. Wealthy, snobby Maplers eat this weird delicacy", said Cassandra. "I heard it gives you 220 Magic Attack when consumed for the next 2 minutes."
"Thanks", said Brian as he walked away from Cassandra. He didn't realize that Cassandra was going to poison some Black Wings magician with the cheese, but she accidentally gave him the poisoned cheese. He looked at his watch to check the time.
"Oh no, I'm going to be late!" he panicked.
"Ah screw it, I'll take the taxi." Brian returned back to Omega Sector and paid the taxi driver some mesos to get to Ludibrium. He hopped into the luxury black taxi and it drove him to Ludibrium. He paid another taxi to drive him to the bottom of the clock tower. Brian went through the bottom of the clock tower's labyrinth while finding his friends. When he got there, he was greeted by his angry party members.
"Why are you late?" questioned Mercedes in an angry voice. She crossed her arms while everyone else was staring at the two.
"Uhh...Monster problems." said Brian. He consumed the Sswis cheese before killing his first monster. The cheese tasted moldy, but hey, who doesn't like powerful magic buffs?
2 minutes in the hunt, Brian's face turned a sickly green hue. "Is Brian OK?", asked Jett. "He looks sick", she continued.
"Let's see what he can do without our help. Besides, it's not our fault that he ate that seemingly harmless cheese. Let's just continue looking for Angelic Blessings. I found 1 already!" replied Kyrin.
"Shut up Kyrin, you're not cool!" Aran hit Kyrin on the head using his frozen tuna pole arm. Kyrin bursted into tears.
The 3 of them glanced at Brian to see that he was vomiting his hot dog lunch. He fell over and did not make a single sound.
"Resurrect Brian please. And HS, hoar!" demanded Demon Slayer.
The poor cleric casted Resurrect and Holy Symbol on the party. "Screw it, I QUIT. WHY DOES EVERY PARTY TREAT ME LIKE TRASH? THEY ONLY LIKE ME FOR HOLY SYMBOL AND HEALING!" she sobbed. She left the party and teleported away.
Brian woke up and asked "Did Cassandra try to kill me?"
What misadventure would you like to see Brian in? Comment in the reviews or tweet to BadLuckMapler!
Tweet: Eats Ssiws Cheese. Dies 1 day later.