Travel Guide of the Odyssey. *A Parody*

Assignment my friends and I had freshman year.

Troy

Words from Poseidon: This is a fact that you probably didn't know, the Trojan horse was really modeled after a unicorn. It was Odysseus's favorite animal, but they isn't have any unicorns, so he broke one of the horns off of a bull's head and tried to glue it on with bees wax. But apparently it fell off and Aphrodite got ahold to it.

It's a magical land full of mythical creatures, even vampires. Apollo is in the background head banging to Cradle of Filth and Avenged Sevenfold and when he's really depressed he listens to Flyleaf.

If you're here only touring, slaves carry you around in palanquins and if they aren't doing their jobs right hit them with the bull whip provided.

Many people find the war very stupid because it was so pointless and all. The women were getting violated and were having the enemy's kids and the children were born not knowing whose side they were on since they had parents from both sides.

PS…The horn was broken, bloody and covered with dry female fluids when Aphrodite was finished with it. Guess it was too much for her too handle.

*I'll be updating very often because the chapters don't take long to type.*

Next chapter is Calypso's Island.