To My Brother, With Whom I've Slept

Notes: :D

III.

Dear Dean,

Can you tell me a story?

Sam

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Sammy,

Once upon a time…

Dean

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Dear Dean,

I've heard this one before.

It's Sam,

Sam

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Sam-

I haven't even told you the story yet, how do you know you've heard it before?

Dean

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Dear Dean,

You always tell the same story.

Sam

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Sam,

I do not.

Dean

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Dear Dean,

Yes, you do.

Sam

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Sam,

Fine. What's the story then?

Dean

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Dear Dean,

Once upon a time there was a guy. He was really handsome and all the girls wanted him. He had some shiny guns. He killed some monster -usually a werewolf- and made out with the prettiest girl. Not the homely one.

The end.

Sam

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Sam,

Well, what's wrong with that story?

Dean

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Dear Dean,

Everything.

Most of all the kissing.

Yuck.

Sam

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Sammy,

If you don't like my stories, don't ask me for one then!

Hrumph.

Dean

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Dearest Dean,

I'm sorry.

Sammy

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Sam,

It's ok. It's a bad story anyway.

Way too old for your baby ears.

Dean

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Dean-

Please tell me the story?

I promise I won't complain.

Sam

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Dear Sammy,

Once upon a time…

Dean