|The Avengers TextMessages
Author: HeartsWatson PM
Funny texts/chats between the Avengers, and of course, Loki. FROSTIRON & CLINTASHA (if you don't like the ships, just ignore them!)Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Iron Man/Tony S. & Loki - Chapters: 33 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 01-30-13 - Published: 07-06-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8292147
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This conversation thingy is from 8fangirl8's idea! I have been really lazy lately, but I hope this is good enough!
Tony: Hey Brainy Bruce!
Bruce: Tony, I can't text you right now, I'm on a date.
Tony: A DATE? They grow up so fast :')
Bruce: Tony shut up. It's really rude for me to be texting right now.
Tony: I don't care. Ooo you must tell me everything about your date!
Tony: So I can help you get laid.
Bruce: Oh, god Tony no! Its only our first date and I don't want to ruin it!
Tony: What does she look like?
Bruce: She's a blonde… why do you care?
Tony: Ooo a blonde, those ones are tricky…
Bruce: TONY! Omg don't you have better things to do than text me while I'm on a date?
Go text your boyfriend. Where is he anyway?
Loki: I'm right here, Banner.
Loki: I'm with Tony, and I have been reading your whole conversation. It's very amusing.
Bruce: Can't you both just LEAVE ME ALONE!
Clint: Uh oh Bruce is getting ANGRY!
Bruce: FUCK OFF! ALL OF YOU! MY DATE JUST LEFT ME BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS FUCKING TEXTING ME!
Tony: What the hell Clint?
Loki: …I think it would be smart to stop annoying Banner now.
Bruce: OMG YOU GUYS! GRRASDFGAHDKSDJAHLIUGFALSDHC
Tony: Oh, shit.
Tony: In my defense… it was Clint's fault.
Clint: Was not!
Tony: Clint, why don't you go help our large green friend with his texting? You're not doing anything important right now.
Clint: D: NO! Tony you're a… MEANIE!
Tony: Meanie? I prefer smart-ass.
Tony: Its okay buddy, I know that your fingers are too big for your phone.
Tony: :( That's not very nice.
Loki: At least he made a word, sort of. That's quite an accomplishment.
Tony: Lol, it is. xD
Please comment with any requests/thoughts/ideas! Yay random Clint!