|Briana Mario just joined Facebook
Author: Dr.CrazyBread PM
What happens when a psycho girl finally joins facebook? Well I dont even know myself! READ. IT. O ORated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Mario & Luigi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10-09-12 - Published: 07-06-12 - id: 8293874
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Fawful- Good Morning book of many faces- Briana Mario, Bowser Koopa Jr., and 2,136 others like this
Briana Mario- Jr. you have a Facebook?
Bowser Koopa Jr. - Yeah, my dad let us get cable and he got the wifi package
Briana Mario- What! They get service in the badlands too... :U
Bowser Koopa Jr.-?
Fawful- The female fails to receive Wire-less reception in her location
Briana Mario- When I find you I swear!
Luigi Mario- We're no strangers to love, you know the rules...
Daisy Sarassa- And so do I!
Mario Mario planned the event "Dinner Party Tonight"- 259 plan on going
Peach Toadstool- Going!
Daisy Sarassa- Totally going!
Luigi Mario- I got no choice
Waluigi Wario- Really? But you guys wouldn't go to my party?
Briana Mario- ... You suck- Daisy Sarassa likes this
Briana Mario- Lol remember that tree lady- Mr. L, Mario Mario, and 1,961 others like this
Mr. L- Lol she totally ate Luigi
Mario Mario- IKR!? He was all like "Help mee!"
Briana Mario- Pfftt- ahahahaaaaa
Luigi Mario- Not cool dude...
Nastasia- Briana's making dinner for castle Bleck tonight :) - Dimentio, O'Chunks, and 5 others like this
Count Bleck- Count Bleck appreciates it
Briana Mario- No Problem! :)
Mr. L- I hope she makes lotsa spaghetti! And don't poison it...
Count Bleck- Briana is an official minion of castle Bleck count Bleck announced
Mr. L- Say WHAT!
Briana Mario- I get wifi and a room next to L
Mr. L- FML
Briana Mario- FYL too...
Rosalina- It's lonely up here...
Waluigi Wario- I'd love to company you :)
Briana Mario- Smooooth ;)
Waluigi Wario- -_-'
Briana Mario- I should torture Mario in a story- Peach Toadstool likes this
Mario Mario- NO! Peach, why you like the status?
Peach Toadstool- Don't think I forgot about that pie incident…
Briana Mario- Ok... someone who's fun to torture like Luigi- Waluigi Wario, Bowser Koopa, and 2,893 others like this
Mario Mario- Still NO!
Luigi Mario- I'm FUN to torture?
Briana Mario- Yes you are. And Mr. L will save you
Mr. L- Ewww Noo :(
Mr. L- Fave Songs!
Mr. L- Oops I did it again
Mario Mario- If I was your Boyfriend
Daisy Sarassa- All American Rejects: Move Along
Waluigi Wario- Emo song!
Wario Wario- Grenade
Mona- Bring me to life
Rosalina- Cosmic Love
Luigi Mario- Two is better than one
Briana Mario- You found me
Mario Mario- Sexy and I know it
Peach Toadstool- Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy me- Bowser Koopa likes this
Mr. L- Luigi is gay...
Luigi Mario has blocked Mr. L
Briana Mario- I support Mr. L x Dimmy!
Luigi Mario- pfftt-
Mr. L- . Wth?
Luigi Mario- , idk?
Dimentio- Aren't I a boy?
Briana Mario- Nobody cares -Nastasia, O'Chunks, and 2,690 others like this
Rosalina- Be nice
Briana Mario- Hn.
Rosalina- DBZ fanfic lover
Briana Mario- Yesh. I enjoy Veggie x Bra fluff
Mona- Me too!
Briana Mario has planned 'house party'- 2,809 people plan on going
Waluigi Wario- Even me?
Briana Mario- If you want buttwipe
Luigi Mario- I shall come!
Daisy Sarassa- Ditto...
Mr. L- I has no choice
Briana Mario- :')
Luigi Mario- Pffft- hahahahaaa! Party rocked! Remember Mr. Yum? He like SO stole Mr. L's cookie! -Mario Mario, Peach Toadstool, and 2,132 other like this
Toadette- OH YEAH! And remember Briana was like "Ahh murderer in my room" I swear I died XD
Briana Mario- It was a real murderer. With a knife. Trying to kill me.
Mr. L- Luigi shut up!
Luigi Mario- Feel my pain...
Briana Mario- My new favorite song: Rumour has it by Adele- Daisy Sarassa, Goombella, and 1,684 others like this
Mr. L- If you blast it in your room one more time...
Luigi Mario- Or what? - Mario Mario, Count Bleck, and Dimentio likes this
Mr. L- I'm going to be angry...?
Briana Mario- Luigi my savior TvT
Luigi Mario- hehe...
Lady Timpani- I heard Briana listening to Friday by Rebecca Black
Briana Mario- Hey, I love the song for some unexplainable reason- Bowser Koopa likes this
Briana Mario-7 am, waking up in the morning
Bowser Koopa- Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Briana Mario- Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Bowser Koopa- Seeing' everything, the time is going'
Briana Mario- Ticking' on and on, everybody's RUSSIAN!
Briana Mario- My favorite characters of the week: Ludwig. He is so adorable *u* ! And the awesome waweegee!
Ludwig von Koopa- what? Well, I am flattered
Waluigi Wario- Why wouldn't I be awesome and faved?
Wario Wario- The real question is: Why would you? -Nobody likes this
Briana Mario- I am the official fangirl of: Count Bleck, Mr. L, Dimentio, Ludwig, Waluigi, Luigi, Mario, Iggy, Lemmy, Bowser, Vegeta and Goku and SpongeBob... And Fawful
Goku- Alright I got a fangirl! Wait- what's that?
Briana Mario- Crap, get out before I have to make this a crossover!
Mr. L- T.T fangirls mean the end of living.
Briana Mario- I'm not stalking you this week L, I'm stalking Iggy, Lemmy, Ludwig, and Bowser- Mr. L likes this
Bowser Koopa- ... Really?
Count Bleck has changed his name to Lord Blumiere
Briana Mario- Hey Blumiere, I baked you a pie!
Lord Blumiere- Oh boy what flavor?
Briana Mario- Pie Flavor!
Lord Blumiere- ... Damnit I'm hungry!
Briana Mario- I bet Mario's reaction to seeing Yoshi for the fist time was like: Holy flucking ship,
It's a Dinosaur!
Jesus Christ – What the duck!?
Oh my fudging god,
Holy shrimp – what the fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk! (A/N: Curse words put to a minimum)
Briana Mario- I'm too lazy to continue so leave a review! Took too long! Radaradadada!
Mr. L- Or not, either one's cool!
Luigi Mario- Nah I think she'd like a review- Mario Mario, Toad, and 5,697 others like this
Mr. L- What is it, a hate Mr. L day?
Briana Mario- I LOVE YOU LUI
Luigi Mario- Uhmm... So what just happened?
Nastasia- She passed out