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Hidan laid in his diagram with a spear through his heart and his blood pooled on the ground. Yugito hung from her hands pierced by a kunai on a wall.

"It's been half an hour. Are you done yet, Hidan?" Kakazu asked.

"Don't mess with the ritual! Ow." Hidan yelled taking out the spear.

"You do this jashin sacrifice thing every time. Can't you skip it once in a while?" Kakazu asked taking out a map then Hidan stood up.

"Let's just go and get the next one. I don't like doing it either, but it's part of my religion, I have to! And skip it! Skip it? That's blasphemy!" Hidan stated.

"We've still got one left. Konoha. We'll have to search thoroughly. The Fire Country is next!" Kakazu stated before Zetsu appeared, "Zetsu?"

"I see you've finished the job, and that ridiculously long sacrifice ceremony." Zetsu stated.

"You all make me mad! Atheists!" Hidan yelled.

"When you're sad and alone, the only one you can truly depend on is yourself." Zetsu stated.

"No, not quite. I say the only thing you can believe in is money." Kakazu added.

"There it is! Serious, your side jobs are why it's taking us so long to find our jinchuriki!" Hidan pointed.

"I only partnered with you because I figured I could make money off your religion. Besides, I also have to manage Akatsuki's finances. Put yourself in my shoes for a minute. Money is important." Kakazu stated.

"Not as important as getting the next one! I'll take the Two-Tails." Zetsu stated.

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