|The Life of Loki
Author: Sufi PM
No one does like the girl named Loki-Oops I mean boy named Loki. With his long,greasy hair with his green dress-I mean robe. Not even his own brother Thor.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 09-22-12 - Published: 07-13-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8316567
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I do NOT own these charecters Marvel does. But I did make up this plot. And if in any part of the story I make a chareter I will mark it with a *. If you see any charecter[s] that are in the story in any other story they are a copier.
There once was a boy named Loki. He always wore a dress-I mean robe. He had oily, black, long hair. While his brother,Thor, had beautiful golden locks. The two fought and fought but at the end of the day Loki finally realized he never was going to win.
Now lets start at the point of life that Loki loved to play pranks on Thor.
Loki was creeping into Thor's room. Then he took his own hair and squeeze the oil from his very oily hair onto Thor's beautiful golden locks. But Thor's hair just spit it right out into Loki's eyes,mouth and all over his robe.
Loki's father passed by the room and saw Loki with all that oil on his robe and face.
He said as he lean in to smell it," Loki what is that nasty green stuff on you?"
"Gosh it is rank!",he said.
"Is that your hair oil?", he ask suspiosly.
"Yes Father it is.",Loki replied.
"You should really wash your hair",his father said sternly.
"Why my hair oil is really usefull",Loki snidely replied.
"For example, I can save the Kingdom of Asgard money from not having to buy cooking oil".
"It makes all our fried food very crunchy!",Loki said proudly.
"Ummmmmmmmmm..., I have to tell your mother something." Loki's father said slowy backing out of the doorway.
"Wash your hair!",he yelled as he dashed away.
In the living room...
"Honey never ever let Loki cook again!", the King said to his wife.
"Why?", asked the Queen.
"He put his hair oil in all the fried food!", the King said with a shudder.
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Oh no he didn't",the Queen said with a look of shock on her face.
Grimly the King nodded.
End of Chapter 1