|Jamie's Trip to Indiana
Author: KNDLovuh PM
Jamie is off to Indiana, but when the car breaks down, and crab apples get involved, things start to look tough for the Hecks and the Kellys.Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - & Frankie H. - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 07-18-12 - id: 8335058
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Dear Dumb Diary,
Mom and Aunt Carol are taking me, Angeline, Emmily and Isabella on a road trip to Indiana. Isabella keeps talking about how she will take over Indiana and then the rest of the world will fall on their knees, or its knees, or whatever. Angeline keeps talking about how we will probably meet new people that will become our friends, like we haven't met enough people already, and Emmily is talking about how Indiana is her favorite kind of pie. I swear, when I get my chance, I will just jump out of the window and run screaming into the wilderness. Aunt Carol is driving and Mom is yelling about why she hould not be driving.
LIST OF THINGS MOM HAS TO DO
* Make food that we cannot eat.
* Yell about how she has busted her spleen making food that we cannot eat.
I know, Dumb Diary, I have not even made it through two states and I should not be cranky, but we are still three sttes from Indiana and I already know that I hate it.