|Of Machetes and Razors
Author: HauntedImmortalNightmare PM
A random and deranged story where Pinhead makes Freddy and Jason become friends in the style of the story Of Mice and Men with Freddy as George and Jason as Lennie, and other Horror movie killers, but with a twist. And a completely different story... Horror Movie Killers currently in story: Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Chucky, Ghostface (Scary Movie version) and Pinhead.Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Freddy K. - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 03-25-13 - Published: 07-19-12 - id: 8336154
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Looking down at the top of the metal elevator as he planned on how he was going to get Jason out of there without having to hack him into little pieces, and without breaking his back from lifting Jason's very heavy weight, Freddy sighed as he realized that he didn't have much choice other than to risk breaking his back to help the zombie escape his little prison.
"Don't have a burnt baby tantrum now, Freddy."
Freddy slowly turned around to glare sternly at HIN, who was grinning mischievously back at him.
Resisting the urge to go over to HIN and beat some respect into her head, the pissed off Candle man leaped impressively onto a wall that circled around where Jason was currently trapped.
"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candlestick..."
To add to Freddy's annoyance, Chucky, Ghostface and Tina had found him and HIN, and Chucky had decided to join in with HIN taunting Freddy.
"The things I have to put up with..." muttered Freddy, scaling the walls around the elevator like a huge red and green spider, with HIN loudly singing 'Spider-pig' over and over again, which Freddy knew was directed at him.
He growled through gritted teeth as he jumped down from the wall to land with a bang on top of the elevator.
"Spider-bang, spider-bang, fucks whatever a spider-pig can..."
Freddy could hear Chucky's manic laughter, and laughed sarcastically back at them, majorly pissed off.
"Will you all shut the fuck up so I can concentrate on getting Zombie Alec out of the elevator?!"
"Being a spider, can't you concentrate on 8 things at once?" jeered Chucky, laughing at his own joke.
Ignoring them all for a few seconds, Freddy managed to rip off the top of the elevator with his razors.
"Why do you want to contact Elliot for?" asked HIN, frowning at Freddy as she bit her bottom lip.
Freddy stared at HIN in a 'are you fucking kidding me?!' sort of way before he answered her question, "So I can tell him something."
"Geez, okay, god, I was just asking...sheesh..."
Freddy's smirk dropped when HIN started to lose her composure.
"Why are ya laughin' at me?"
"No, no, no, Freddy. The real question is why do you take me so fuckin' seriously?!"
Chucky was about to say something, but Freddy's death glare silenced him, so Chucky just smirked instead.
"You thought this dipshit was the hotel killer?"
Chucky shook his head as he rolled his blue eyes at Ghostface, who was still grinning goofily with his tongue hanging out of his mouth like a dog.
"I'm not a fighter, I'm a liver...love...rrrr...woo! Kick those beats, baby!"
"He thinks he's in a fucking rap battle..." Said HIN as she facepalmed herself in disbelief, also shaking her head.
Looking a bit disturbed as he stared at Ghostface, Freddy exclaimed, "Well who else could it be?"
HIN? suggested Jason, shrugging.
Freddy and Chucky looked at each other before looking at Jason and laughing mockingly at him.
"HIN?! You think it's HIN?"
HIN smiled to herself as she looked down at the floor.
"Looks like we have a winner."
They all stared at HIN, who rolled her eyes at them.
"Don't look at me, I can't make my voice go that deep!"
"You're the fuckin' killer?!" exclaimed Freddy, looking at HIN with a half surprised, half mildly impressed expression on his burnt face.
HauntedImmortalNightmare: Hahaha, I love the first bit of this chapter XD!