|Super Hero Steroids
Author: The Groudon PM
Have you ever wondered why Steve was acting OOC? Well this is my answer to your question!Rated for mild language and just plain idiocyRated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Captain America/Steve R. - Chapters: 2 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 07-21-12 - Published: 07-20-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8342413
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A/N: ok sorry if it sucks but this is my first fic and I decided "hey! Crack fics have no real plot and can be silly!" so that's where I am now… This is my explanation of why the Captain might be OOC in some stories PURE CRACK! Also sorry if anyone is ooc besides Steve (he's supposed to be)
Disclaimer: If I owned the Avengers Tony Stark might have gone all bad ass super villain. Come on you know that would be awesome.
It was a wonderful day in Stark Tower, sun was shining, and the tower had just been repaired. No villains had popped up in the last few weeks and everyone was enjoying the first sunny day in weeks. Where were all the Avengers you may ask? Well everyone but Steve was in the pool; Tony and Bruce were trying out a new compound that would make water flammable. Thor was just doing his thing, and Natasha and Clint were playing tag, of course because it involved two master assassins it was violent, but fun nonetheless.
Bruce cleared his throat "Hey Tony, have you seen Steve anywhere?"
"Surprisingly no. I thought he was all about this team bonding stuff" Tony answered.
"We should go check on him. He could be sick or in trouble" Bruce replied.
"Yeah… have you noticed him acting weird?"
"Uh huh. It's like he's having mood swings"
"We should go see what he's doing now."
The both of them were getting out of the pool when Thor boomed "Brothers, where are you going?"
"We're going to see what Steve is up to" Bruce answered.
"Yeah what he said. Also have you noticed Steve acting weird at all these last few weeks?" Tony asked.
"Now that you mention it yeah, he has been acting weird, and when I ask him about is he always changes the topic" Clint said.
"You guys want to come with and see what Steve is up to?" Tony replied.
"Sure" they all answered.
Then they all set off from the pool to the living area of Stark Tower. Steve's room was the farthest away from the pool so they decided to dry off.
Once they got to Steve's room they were all shocked. Standing there with their mouths gaping they saw why steve was moody.
"DAMMIT! Why do I have to switch super hero steroids? God I bet I've been having mood swings the last few weeks with these side effects. Oh well its better than the perpetual "Oh hi ma'am, I'm from the forties and can't use technology to save my life" vibe I got from the other brand." Steve mumbled to himself.
He then turned around and saw the rest of the team with their mouths gaping. Tony finally broke their silence with a "Thank god I thought that act was just your personality."
A/N: I am sorry if there were any mistakes only beta I have is spell-check any-hoo
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