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Super Hero Steroids
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Have you ever wondered why Steve was acting OOC? Well this is my answer to your question!Rated for mild language and just plain idiocy
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Captain America/Steve R. - Chapters: 2 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 07-21-12 - Published: 07-20-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8342413
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A/N: Oh. My. God. Thank you all sooooo much I never expected to be followed or favorite so just for you guys I'm adding another chappie which will be the final one! This is going to be the backstory on why Steve had to switch steroid brands.

Disclaimer: as I said before if I owned The Avengers I would probably make Tony go all bad ass super villain probably teaming up with Loki

But for now enjoy the fic!

2 weeks before the team found out about Steve's steroid problem….

"So Director Fury what am I here for?" Steve Rogers asked as he entered the conference room and sat down. Fury then turned around and with his good eye glared at Steve and said "Son do you know how expensive your steroids are?"

"Sorry sir but I do not. Could you please explain?"

"Rogers, your steroids are costing S.H.E.I.L.D. a fortune. And by a fortune I mean 100$ a needle. Do you know how many times a week you inject yourself with that stuff?"

"About 3 times a week sir."

"Now multiply 3 times 52, Rogers."

"That's 156"

"Yes, now 156 times 100 equals 15,600. That, Rogers, is how much money a yeah we spend on your steroids not counting the other stuff we have to buy you. Soooo, we are getting you new steroids."

"WHAT THE CRAP MAN? SERIOUSLY? DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET USED TO THESE SIDE EFFECTS? GOD DAMMMIT!"

Steve then slumped to the floor muttering about how he was going to have mood swings. Fury then kicked him out of the conference room laughing like a hyena because he got the good Captain to curse along with the fact that he got away with changing his steroids.

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