|EE: The Martial Arts Sex Appeal RolePlaying Game
Author: Vicerene Angelique PM
Welcome ! To a wonderful story about the Restoration Guild in Eden Eternal! This game and guild actually exist and this is my story about it!Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 08-10-12 - Published: 07-24-12 - id: 8355834
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Roselia: I'm back!
Angel: Oh god.
Vlad: Not again.
Roselia: -.- If you hate it that much then someone just do the disclaimer.
Vlad: I'll glad-
Nika: WAIT! I GOT THIS!
Roselia: Then go on-
Nika: SPELLCASTER ROSELIA DOESN'T OWN EDEN ETERNAL BUT SHE DOES OWN HER CHARACTERS
Roselia: Believe me if I owned Eden, Sage would've come out a lot sooner.
I woke up the next morning to a scream that came from the other room. Rather than ignore it and go back to sleep, I got up and ran into the other room. I opened the door to see Nika screaming into a pillow and Vlad sitting on the other side of the room, rubbing a new bruise on his head.
"What happened?" I asked.
Vlad stood and walked over to me before quickly explaining what had happened.
"Nika, calm down. He's only a human male. You can't tell me that you weren't expecting that," I responded.
"He had a boner!" she wailed before standing, ready to pound Vlad into the floorboards.
Vlad moved before I could and dodged her punch before subtly socking her in the stomach.
"I realize that I make mistakes, but when you blame me for something that I cannot control, I won't tolerate it," he said as he pulled away from her and walked back into his room.
I quickly snapped back to reality and helped Nika stand up, "Are you alright?" I asked.
"I'll be fine, but I can't make any promises about that thick-skulled idiot," she hissed.
"Nika, please calm down before we go downstairs," I said as I walked over to my bed and put on the rest of my armor.
She scoffed but didn't reply.
"Nika, Kev told me that we're starting Battle Training today," I said in a sing-song voice.
I saw Nika's bronze-colored cat ears perk up out of the corner of my eye and I smiled, "you'll get your revenge today. But beside the point, I think you should take what happened as a compliment."
"Why?" she asked.
"Well, he was probably having a dream about you, and it had to have been something nice," I responded.
"Or something gross," Nika muttered.
"That too," I responded, "my point is, try not to be to negative about everything."
"Uh huh," she replied.
As soon as Nika was sure she couldn't breathe in her armor set, we grabbed our weapons and walked downstairs for breakfast.
Though what we didn't expect, is that three little piggies would be joining us.
Huge platters of food were set out on the table but were now half empty be wise of the unreal pace the guys were eating at. Nika and I sat down and took what we wanted while the guys finished off the platters.
Nika glared at Vlad from across the table and Lincent caught my attention.
"So how're you fine ladies doing this morning?" Lincent said, stroking his midriff.
"You're getting syrup on your stomach," I replied casually after swallowing.
The room became awkwardly silent until Kev decided to explain what was going to happen this morning.
"According to the legend, the beings born from the blue crystal become the Eternal Guardians, warriors to assist and protect the common people," Kev started, instantly capturing the attention of the guys.
"So we're like supposed to be heroes?" Thoros asked.
"That's part of it, the glory you will achieve in this journey would classify you as heroes. But to become heroes, and protectors of the weak, you first have to train," he said.
And with that, we were whisked off to training.
I was forced into training clothes that consisted of a green mini dress with black spandex and green boots. I was handed a bow and a quiver of arrowd and told to report to target practice.
Shooting at a target was easier said than done. I was shown how to hold a bow, set arrows and shoot at a target. My first shot was a bit off, hitting the top white corner of the target. I frowned and pulled another arrow out of my quiver.
My next shot was in the blue, closer to the yellow bullseye that I was aiming for. I frowned again and brushed the hair out of my face. I stopped for a moment and drew another arrow before aiming slightly to the right of the yellow circle. I smiled as the arrow hit dead center.
It was interesting to watch Kev teach MiniVlad how to spar and keep an opponent's attention. His rather cocky attitude seemed to help.
"You can barely land a hit on me, is this all you got?" he taunted.
I turned back to my punching bag and continued my boxing practice. I'd painted Mini's face on it when I had a break and I struck that spot with quick, alternating blows. I didn't stop until all the paint was smeared beyond recognition.
When I was bored I turned to my trainer and proceeded to wail on him.
Lincent and I both ad to learn how to control magic in order for me to fight and for him to heal. Since I couldn't practice of targets, I had to use real monsters. SO Lincent just healed me while I wiped out mob after mob of monsters.
They quickly moved me on to human-shaped boards with smaller targets on certain of the body. The Hunting Master taught me which spots could cause the most damage if struck correctly. Basically he taught a child how to bring a full-grown male to his knees with a single arrow. I smirked as the arrow went through the center of the forehead mark.
Roselia: Wooo! Second chapter is in the books.
Angel: That was rather short.
Vlad: I agree.
Lincent: Why do I like to stroke my midriff? Is it just that nice?
Roselia: Not answering that. Angel please end this.
Nika: WAIT I GOT-
Angel: NO YOU WAIT! I GOT THIS! Please R&R and leave a nice review or there will be hell to pay. Constructive critism is welcome, and any other form of negativity will result in an erased review and blocked from reviewing.
Nika: Couldn't have said it better myself.