|France's very helpful advice column
Author: luna snow demon PM
France actully gets a love advice column with his helper/lover Canada! Send him your problems and he'll have an answer! Countries and OCs welcomed! Recommended couples inside at the end but don't have to use. Rating depends but I'm gonna say M so go all out!Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Romance - France & Canada - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,437 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11-23-12 - Published: 07-24-12 - id: 8355966
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Ohohohohoh! Hello out there my fellow countries! *pulls rose out of nowhere* It is me the beautiful France or you can call Francis my pretties! But let me tell why I am here today.
I as given my own advice column ohohohohohoh! Or should be more specific? *smirks*
My column is to help those who need my expert advice in the matters of love, relationships, romance, and my personal favorite, sex! *lustful smirk* Isn't that right my dear Matthew~
*Canada pokes his head from around a door* Y-yes. *blushes*
Oh yes I almost forgot! My Matthew will also be helping me with my column as well~
This is the most perfect job for me! *runs hand throw his hair* Because who else could help others in the matter of the heart and body?
I know that blasted tsundere England who won't say he's in love with that stupid American and screw him already and I also know that he secretly lust after me! And-! *gets interrupted*
Uhhhh F-Francis….your going to that dark place a-again….
Oh I am sorry my Matthew. Thinking about England gets me like that. *clams down* but don't worry, you are my love Matthew~
But please my fellow countries please leave your letter in a review to this and I'll get to them as fast as I can.
*flips hair* But as a warning, I like to take my time and enjoy things~ ohohohohoh~
You know that first hand right Matthew?
*blushes like mad* Yy-y-yea I do Francis….
But I must say bye for now and wait for the many letters that come to me~
Recommended couples that I like but you don't have to use them and you can change or do whatever you want them to have fun:
France/Canada, US/UK, Spain/Romano, Germany/Italy, Turkey/Japan/Greece, Sweden/Finland, Denmark/Norway, Russia/China, Prussia/Austria, Ancient Rome/Germania, Hong Kong/Iceland, Sealand/Latvia, Lithuania/Poland