Ohohohohoh! Hello out there my fellow countries! *pulls rose out of nowhere* It is me the beautiful France or you can call Francis my pretties! But let me tell why I am here today.

I as given my own advice column ohohohohohoh! Or should be more specific? *smirks*

My column is to help those who need my expert advice in the matters of love, relationships, romance, and my personal favorite, sex! *lustful smirk* Isn't that right my dear Matthew~

*Canada pokes his head from around a door* Y-yes. *blushes*

Oh yes I almost forgot! My Matthew will also be helping me with my column as well~

This is the most perfect job for me! *runs hand throw his hair* Because who else could help others in the matter of the heart and body?

I know that blasted tsundere England who won't say he's in love with that stupid American and screw him already and I also know that he secretly lust after me! And-! *gets interrupted*

Uhhhh F-Francis….your going to that dark place a-again….

Oh I am sorry my Matthew. Thinking about England gets me like that. *clams down* but don't worry, you are my love Matthew~

But please my fellow countries please leave your letter in a review to this and I'll get to them as fast as I can.

*flips hair* But as a warning, I like to take my time and enjoy things~ ohohohohoh~

You know that first hand right Matthew?

*blushes like mad* Yy-y-yea I do Francis….

But I must say bye for now and wait for the many letters that come to me~

Recommended couples that I like but you don't have to use them and you can change or do whatever you want them to have fun:

France/Canada, US/UK, Spain/Romano, Germany/Italy, Turkey/Japan/Greece, Sweden/Finland, Denmark/Norway, Russia/China, Prussia/Austria, Ancient Rome/Germania, Hong Kong/Iceland, Sealand/Latvia, Lithuania/Poland