|Dixie Kong's Farting Problem
Author: Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus PM
Dixie feels a little gassy while hanging with Donkey Kong on the sandy shores of DK Island. This poor girl doesn't get a break.Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Suspense - Dixie Kong - Chapters: 2 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 03-20-13 - Published: 07-31-12 - id: 8380415
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Dixie Kong's Farting Problem
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: ...Why didn't I make this years ago?
It was a slow, peaceful day on the DK Isles. King K. Rool and his band of evil pirates have been beaten, and Dixie Kong was relaxing on the beach with Donkey Kong. Diddy Kong wasn't there because to hell with him, he sucks.
"Golly, it sure is beautiful!" Dixie exclaimed as she stretched her arms out.
Donkey Kong turned to Dixie, munching on his bananas on the sandy beach. "Yeah. Nice, too." He kept munching.
Dixie placed both of her hands on her hips. "DK, is eating bananas all you ever do?"
Donkey Kong rubbed the back of his head. "Yeah. You want one?"
Dixie's stomach growled loudly, causing Dixie to blush as she held down her pink shirt. "Errr... yeah..." She took the banana from DK and peeled it, when her stomach grumbled again. Dixie gulped as she let out a cute little poot.
"What the hell was that?" Donkey Kong asked as he eyed Dixie.
Dixie gawked as her eyes got bigger. "Eh... that was a balloon! Don't mind it!" She whistled innocently as she munched down on the banana. Dixie Kong farted again, this time the fart being much louder. Dixie yelped as she dropped the banana peel, placing her hands on her face. "Oh gosh!"
Donkey Kong eyed Dixie again, this time giving her an awkward look. "Dixie, did you just fart?"
Dixie waved her hands at DK. "Look Donkey, I can totally explain-" She yelped as she farted again, the tuba like toot echoing throughout the jungle foliage behind them. Poor Dixie was literally frozen with embarrassment as Donkey Kong started laughing heartily.