|My PsYcHoTiC DaRe ShOw!
Author: PsYcHoGaMeR164 PM
Welcome to the most Darkest Dare Show on EARTH! Tortures and pain, and hilarious fun await my victims. Want to be a part of the fun? All you need to do is ask. Plz read.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Horror - & Zim - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11-19-12 - Published: 08-02-12 - id: 8387618
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New chapter I had a few reviews but now dares or anything.
So enjoy and I don't own anything hope you enjoy it.
(Camera zooms in on PsYcHo in a short victorian style black lace and red striped dress. Looking through a black evil looking version of the Thievious Raccoonus.)
Me: Let's see Zim's still occupied.
(Camera turns to Zim who's holding back a kissy faced Dib with his feet.)
Zim: FOR THE LOVE OF TALLEST SOMEONE HELP ME!
Sly: Your evil...
Me: Should've learned that sooner Cooper...
Me: Mandy and Gaz are messing around with my videogames. And no one sent any questions or dares. Hmmm... I know what. *Whistles*
(A large Lion/Wolf/Shadow hybrid landed in front of of me and the camera)
Me: Awh Rageholder, perfect, go fetch me more 'guests' and make it snappy or no limbs.
Rageholder: *Nods and hurries off*
Zim: AAAAAHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS!
*I look down at Zim from my chair made of human bones*
(Camera shows a mostly dressed Zim with his wig ruffled and his pants half undone)
Dib: -3- * kisses Zim's cheek*
Zim:*Sizzling sound* HELP!
Me: *Sigh* Alice number one was red, courageously she lived
Cutting down her Wonderland, no one stood in her way
Sword in hand and heart on fire she left a trail of blood
Sparing none from death her footsteps left the light of day
Poor angry Alice girl trapped within the woods
*Stabs a sword through Dib Clone's head and out through his end, schcabobing him, and lifting the carcus off of Zim.*
Me: Locked up for that awful sin
Never would she fight again
Now the forest sleeps with no sign of her feat
Save the crimson liquid that has pooled around the trees
Zim: T-T-Thank You...
Me: *Rolls my eyes and slings Dib's body off of my sword*
Me: *Gives Zim my hand and helps him up*
*Zim fixes his pants and disguise, disgusted*
Me: Alice number two was calm and blue just like the sky
Singing songs for Wonderland, he gave to them his breath
Every note he sang aloud was false and steeped in death
Drove the people crazy with his melody of lies
Grim: Why da hell is she singin dat?
Sly: One big reasons she's crazy. She sings at the weirdest ass times.
Grim: I see somewhat...
Me: *ignores that little comment for now*
Me: Poor little Alice boy, rose upon his chest
Silenced now with a shot to the head
Never would he cry again
Then out of his wound a flower grew from his pain
Everyone who loved him fell to choke and drown in rain
Me: Alice number three had hair of green that shone like spring
Beautiful to Wonderland, they gifted her with fame
Smiling bright and stealing laughs, the royal showed no shame
They would do all things for her and she would play along
Me: Poor shining Alice girl, queen of the land
All the power corrupted her
Now she lives distortedly
Though she smelt the stench of death she could not give in
Paranoia kept her as the ruler 'till the end
Following a path of red deep into the trees
Gazing on a bed of roses and while having tea
Then from the castle was an invite from the queen:
-just a card decked with a heartAlice number four were yellow twins so pure and bright
Curious 'bout Wonderland, they traveled there to see
Through the doors they watched the going-ons with brightened eyes
Wandering so aimlessly about the land and skies
So obstinate big sister was, and smart the little brother's stand
They came so close to Alice true but were trapped in WonderlandBound within an endless dream, a nightmare for all time
Twins of gold forever they repeat this lovely rhyme
Me: Don't bother. *Sits in chair sideways*
*Rageholder returns with my victims*
Me: Ah perfect! Good boy! *Tosses Dib's body in the air using sword, Rageholder eats it in one bite*
Me: *Grabs the Tallest, Gir, Freddy Kruger, Jason Voorhees, Ghostface, Marceline, Princess Bubblegum, the Powerpuff girls, Edward and Alphonse Elric, and Squad 7 off of Rageholder's back*
Red: Where on Irk are we?!
Purple: Wait... YOUR THAT PSYCHOTIC CHICK FROM THAT HARTFAIRY CHICKS SHOW!
Me: Maybe *Pulls out knife*
Marcy: Whoa! Whoa! Easy!
Me: *Balancing knife on fingers* Normally that would affond me but since your my favorite character (Plus Finn and Flame Princess.) in Adventure Time. You won't die today.
Marcy: O-O *Stays quiet*
Sasuke: *Glares at me*
Me: Now all of you are in a fun little game of Truth or Dare only 'slightly' different YOU CAN DIE IN THIS GAME!
Me: But it depends on what you have to do and right now I need everyone from IZ that includes you Gazy!
Gaz: *Grumbles but walks up to me*
Me: Okay is that everyone?
Zim: Except for *Shivers* Dib.
Me: *Kneels to Zim* Awh is Zimmy scared cause he almost got raped? *Plays with Zim's face*
Zim: *Glares at me hatefully*
Me: *Returns it grining* Well too bad. *Revives the real Dib*
Dib: What happened?
Zim: *Walks up to Dib and kicks him in the crotch and sucker punches him*
Dib: OWWWW! WHAT THE HELL DID I DO!?
Me: You nearly raped him. If I hadn't killed that clone... *Grins devishly*
Dib: O.O WHAT!?
Me: Don't matter. Do me a BIG favor and just put a pound of lead in that fat head of yours. *Pulls out a colt revolver* No doubt your head has room for just that amount.
*PsYcHo pulls the trigger*
(Dib falls to the floor dead.)
Red: Didn't you need him for later?
Me: Yea but I'll revive him later. Unless I forget... *Rolls revolver to a loaded hole*
Me: *Points gun to Dib's bloody head*
Purple: What was the dare exactly?
Me: That he'd stay still long enough for me to do this. *Shoots entire round into Dib's head splattering blood and brain everywhere.*
Zim:*Falls to his knees* THANK YOU MIYUKI! :)
Gaz: Oh yea your a hater. But mind if I ask why?
Me: I'd be insulted if you'd didn't. *Tosses revolver*
Me: It's simple he looks exactly like a old bastard I knew so I figured if I can't kill him. *Looks at blown corpse* I'd kill the closest thing to him.
Gaz: Makes sense.
Red: Now what do you need us for?
Me: *Grins and snaps fingers*
(Shadows Swallow the 7 of us and the camera that's hovering next to my shoulder.)
Purple: What the fuck!?
Zim: Where am I!?
(She's see's that she's in a black lolita dress and has a black and dark lavendar parsol with her.)
Me: Thought I'd betray a fellow goth?
Gaz: A little. Where's the others?
*I point to 3 giant pods infront of us.*
Gaz: *Raises eyebrow at them* What the hell are those?
Me: Torture pods. Watch how they work. *Pulls lever*
Zim and the Tallest: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gaz: Cool. Now what?
Me: I have no clue...
Gaz: You can't think of anything else?!
Me: Not my fault I haven't had no Gatorade in 2 weeks it's a wonder I haven't drank your blood yet as a subsitute!
Gaz: That suppose to scare me?
Me: No... *Getting enraged.*
Me: End of this chapter I don't own anything got any ideas let me know bye.
Zim and the Tallest: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: They may or may not life through that..