|Emerald Owner's Guidance and Maintenance Manual
Author: PokeRescue18 PM
Congratulations! You have purchased an EMERALD unit! To know about this unit, kindly read this manual for instructions. A one-shot fanfic!Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Parody - Emerald - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 08-05-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8395897
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Hello, it's me PokeRescue18! I decided to take a little break from writing Crisis in order to write this one-shot fanfic! Yes, I've read many Owners' Guidance and Maintenance Manual and I like them so much that I've decided to write my own manual featuring my favorite Dex Owner Emerald. Please enjoy reading this one-shot fanfic. In case I forgot, I don't own Pokemon or Pokemon Special.
Emerald Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
Congratulations! You have purchased your own Emerald unit. To learn more about this unit, please read this instruction manual.
Name : Emerald
Date of Manufacture: May 31, XXXX
Age : 11 (When Emerald Arc)
Place of Manufacture: Unknown Location, Hoenn.
Weight: Underweight, as most of the units in the DEX OWNER Set are.
Set: Dexholder (Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, Black, and White)
Sub Set: Hoenn
Clothing and Accessories Included
Three (3) Green long-sleeved shirts with a number "10" printed on the back
Three (3) Long blue pants
One (1) Pair Multi-purpose platform shoes
One (1) Pair mechanical hand extensors
One (1) Pokedex Version III
One (1) PokeNav
One (1) E-Shooter
One (1) Soils of Stability (serves as ammunition for the E-Shooter)
One (1) Green Orb
One (1) Frontier Pass
If any items are lost or broken, you may order another in our catalogue.
If any of these Pokémon get lost or broken, you may order another from our catalogue. All of the following will be from the Pokémon EMERALD Set.
If you choose to activate the POKEMON ADVENTURE function:
The following Pokémon are crucial to completing the POKEMON ADVENTURE function. You may order them from our catalogue.
LATIAS, LATIOS, JIRACHI (Hoenn Legends SPECIAL Edition Set.)
Removal of your EMERALD unit from packaging
1. You may open the box directly and hope that he doesn't trip and fall to the ground. He is hesitant at first when you try to reprogram him, but over time he will allow you to do so.
2. Shout "Hey, There's a Frontier Facility nearby!" He will run around and ask anyone nearby. If this happens, hit him on the head and reprogram him.
3. Place a GOLD unit in front of the box. The EMERALD unit will come out of the box to discuss about typical topics.
4. Place a CRYSTAL unit in front of the box. The EMERALD unit will run out of the box and ask the CRYSTAL unit to borrow some of her POKEMON units.
5. Place a RUBY unit and SAPPHIRE unit in front of the box and shout "Ruby and Sapphire are flirting again!". The EMERALD unit will run out the box and start reprimanding the RUBY unit and the SAPPHIRE unit. Simply reprogram him while he is reprimanding them.
EMERALD units come with the following traits:
Stategist: With his exceptional talent in tactics and strategy, he can make an excellent trainer in any Pokemon battle.
Ranger: With his ability to determine the exact birthplace of any Pokemon by sight, he can make an excellent ranger with the help of the E-Shooter.
Assistant: He is also an expert when it comes to the geography of any location. Simply ask him to collect any soil samples you need, and he'll come back with all of the required paraphernalia.
It is rather easy to activate the functions of your EMERALD unit. However, you will need to borrow a friend's units or buy them through our catalogue to finish them all. If you have no friends and you are broke, you have our sympathy.
PROUD, NICE, yet LONESOME: This is the default of the EMERALD unit. He likes to wander around and is generally lonesome. Yet, he is very sensitive about his height, so whatever you do; DON'T insult him by calling him names (short, pint-sized, midget, etc.) He will not take it lightly.
POKEMON ADVENTURE (EMERALD ARC EDITION): This can only be activated on May 31st and you must have the following units to activate it:
PROFESSOR OAK (Professor Set)
PROFESSOR BIRCH (Professor Set)
TODD SNAP (Special reporter Set)
HOENN BATTLE FRONTIER SET.
HOENN FRONTIER BRAIN UNIT SET (This includes the SCOTT unit, the NOLAND unit, the LUCY unit, the BRANDON unit, the GRETA unit, the TUCKER unit, the SPENSER unit, and the ANABEL unit.)
After some interesting events, your EMERALD unit will make a bet with the HOENN FRONTIER BRAIN units, causing the POKEMON ADVENTURE EMERALD ARC EDITION to begin! However, you will need to buy the RED, BLUE, GREEN,YELLOW, GOLD, SILVER, CRYSTAL, RUBY, SAPPHIRE, and GUILE HIDEOUT units to complete this function. If you do not have any of these units, do not fret! You may reprogram your EMERALD unit to think he conquered the Battle Frontier and saved the world.
PLEASE TAKE NOTE: Unfortunately, if you do not have a RUBY unit and a SAPPHIRE unit, you cannot see what happens. The behavior of the EMERALD unit will probably be similar to the function in the POKEMON ADVENTURE function. The RUBY and SAPPHIRE units will accompany the EMERALD unit for about a week. If you do not wish for your units to leave, simply reprogram them to think they have already saved the world again and program their ZUZU, TORO/CHAKA and SCEPTILE units to learn their Ultimate Moves. If you do have the RUBY and SAPPHIRE units, read their Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manuals to activate their sides of the story of the EMERALD ADVENTURE. This also requires many other units. Unfortunately, we do not know what functions are after the EMERALD ADVENTURE. We have been monitoring the EMERALD unit for three years now, and do not see any changes. However, we do know that there is something that is going to happen soon. If you somehow activate it, maybe you can't see it again.
Your EMERALD unit comes in ten (10) different modes. They include:
NICE and LONESOME, is the default mode for EMERALD units.
MAD mode is activated when someone or another unit insults the EMERALD unit of his height. He will decimate anything on the way, so is better to not activate this mode.
NICE mode is activated when he is around with the any other DEX OWNER units, especially the CRYSTAL unit. He will be docile and mild-mannered.
TSUNDERE mode is activated only when RUBY unit and the SAPPHIRE unit are bickering each other nearby. Unlike MAD mode, he will reprimand them until they behave.
BATTLE FRONTIER-MANIAC mode is unlocked when he is on a HOENN BATTLE FRONTIER play set, but is rarely seen. After that, he will attempt to challenge the seven facilities of the play set.
Confession Mode is unlocked during the Final Showdown. EMERALD will confess to RUBY, SAPPHIRE, GOLD and CRYSTAL about his desire for true friendships.
OOC Mode is the strangest mode in EMERALD unit. Although we did not yet find the the true cause of this behavior, we can speculate that this is actually a glitch in all EMERALD units, but due to popular demand, we did not fixed it. In OOC Mode, your EMERALD unit will be nice and friendly to anyone nearby. If he is rejected, he will throw a fit and cry. If this happens, you'd better whack him hard with a mallet and reprogram him.
REACTION TO OTHER UNITS
When around other people, your EMERALD unit will act like he normally would: PROUD, NICE, yet LONESOME.
The RUBY and SAPPHIRE units will cause your EMERALD unit to be in permanent TSUNDERE Mode for a while. Around three or so days, he will warm up to them and eventually unlock the CONFESSION mode.
EMERALD units will be in NICE Mode to CRYSTAL and GOLD units.
Cleaning: Do not attempt to hand clean your EMERALD units. He is very delicate and he can shower himself; any attempts may result in serious injuries.
Energy: EMERALD units, being growing boys, require three meals a day; he is not picky when it comes to food. He is heavy sleeper, so don't worry if he goes to bed during nighttime.
Q: Help! My EMERALD unit can't stop from going to the Battle Frontier! What should I do?
A: Don't worry; within a few days he will be back on his usual self.
Q: My EMERALD unit has DISAPPEARED! What should I do?
A: Please calm down. Have you accidentally activated the POKEMON ADVENTURE function? If yes, check how long it's been activated. He may be on the Hoenn Battle Frontier right now. Don't worry; he'll be back within a week.
Q: My EMERALD unit is urinating on the rooftop of my house! What should I do?
A: Calmly go to the rooftop and drag him back to the nearest comfort room and reprimand him. After that, you may choose to reprogram him.
Q: I think there's something that goes wrong with my EMERALD unit. I asked for a boy with blue eyes and blonde, crescent-shaped hair, but what I got instead is another boy who is unusually quiet and always coaxes me to train with him! What happened?
A: We humbly apologize for our mistake. You appear to have GREEN unit instead of the EMERALD unit. You can exchange him with the EMERALD unit or keep the GREEN unit instead.
Your EMERALD unit has a one-month money back guarantee unless you did not read and follow this manual. With enough care and also love, he can become an excellent companion! So, please take care of him and have a great time with him!
Well, this is the end of this one-shot! I hope that I was able to perform well in this fanfic! Oh well, I'd better get back in writing Crisis on Two PokeWorlds. Oh yeah, to those who are interested to help me in writing Crisis, please PM me. Come on, don't be shy! Well, this is PokeRescue18, signing out.