|Twilight VeggieTales Style
Author: VeggieFan3000 PM
Petunia Rhubarb meets a vampire cucumber named Larry and they both end up falling in love. : Might contain a bit of violence.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 09-10-12 - Published: 08-10-12 - id: 8414582
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Twilight VeggieTales Style
*Stephenie Meyer owns the Twilight Saga, Big Idea owns VeggieTales, & I simply own this parody.
Hi, I'm Petunia Rhubarb and, this afternoon, I'm heading to the airport with my mom to go see my dad.
After we arrived, my mom wished me farewell before I went in the plane, the flight leading me to the town my dad was at, Sporks.
Carrying my luggage, I headed out of the plane, meeting up with my dad, Peter.
Entering the house, & going upstairs, I unpacked my things.
The next day was slightly rainy as I drove the truck Peter had bought me to Sporks High School for my first day. Once I parked my truck, I went inside the school office.
I met up with a brown-haired, female blueberry at the front desk.
"May I help you, dear?" she asked me.
"I'm Petunia Rhubarb & I'm a new student here," I told her.
"Oh, I have the necessary materials right here," she handed a couple papers to me.
Soon, with the bell ringing, my first class ended & an asparagus approached.
"You're new here, right?"
"Yes, I'm Petunia."
"Cool. So where are you going next?"
I pulled my schedule out of my bag.
"Government with Nezzer in building six."
"That's close to where I'm headed. I could show you the way there if you want. I'm Junior."
"Thank you, Junior."
At lunch, 7 interesting-looking veggies caught my attention. Only one of them caught my attention the most: a pale-green cucumber wearing blue "pants" & a light-blue & white top.
"Who are those guys?" I asked Annie Scallion, the veggie next to me.
"Their names are Larry, Archibald, the twins Jimmy & Jerry," she explained, looking at the table also. "And Bob just left a while ago."
"Have they been living here long?" I curiously asked.
"Only about 2 years now. They moved from Antartica."
"What about the cucumber?"
"Oh, that's Larry. He's obviously cute, but, unfortunately, he hasn't dated any of the girls here."
She sighed, "He's tried & doesn't think some of the girls are worth it. You'd be lucky if he actually liked you... as a girlfriend, that is."
It was soon time for my next class & I curiously sat next to Larry.
"Uh... hi," Larry greeted nervously. "...I'm Larry."
"Hi, Larry. I'm Petunia," I told him.
"Hi... Petunia..." Larry replied before looking away for a second.
"Sorry," he said, turning back to look at me nervously again. "It's just... I feel like I've never... met a girl that was as... appealing as you are."
I smiled, "Thank you."
"I'll see you tomorrow, Petunia. It was very nice to meet you," Larry told me, gathering his stuff together.
"It was nice meeting you too," I replied, picking up my bag to leave also. "See you tomorrow."
End of Chapter One...