|8 mile spoof
Author: Howl of a Werewolf PM
I finally can remove the fictionpress copy, and put it where it belongs.. I made it BETTER as well, longer and more acquireRated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 08-24-12 - Published: 08-11-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8418537
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8 MILE SPOOF!
Jimmy B. Smith was throwing up in bathroom while preparing for a rap battle. Unfortantly it went all over a guy on the toliet. "Sorry" Jimmy said, embarrassed.
Then he began rapping.
You don't know how sick you make me
You make so F***in sick to my stomach
You may not think you do
But you do
Everytime I think of you I puke
Jimmy stood up with a opponite who used rap, to insult.
But when it was Jimmy's turn he froze up, and couldn't do it, and for that was booed off stage, it was moment Jimmy would always be haunted by.
While Jimmy was leaving his friends Future and Cheddle Bob cart up with him, telling him not to worry about it.
"At the mean time, I need to find me a job, if I am to servive in this world we live in" Jimmy said.
"What happened to your teacher one... Oh, wait, now I remember"
Jimmy approached inside of a class room.
"Kids this is your new teacher, mister Jimmy Smith... He's from Detroit" a woman said.
All students in their chairs, gave lifeless blank stares.
"Hey kids" Jimmy said nervously waving.
The students containued their blank stares.
Jimmy looked at the woman, as if needing help with this. The woman shrugged.
"You kids want to hold a gun?"
"MISTER SMITH!" the woman cried.
"I'm kidding, it's back home anyway" Jimmy insisted.
The woman calmed herself.
"Just to be a possitive rolemodel, and not to swear.. Most of these kids aren't even aware of profanity, and we are trying to keep it that way"
"I won't" Jimmy promised.
Put at that direct moment, Jimmy banged his toe, "OH F***, MY FOOT! (the students were heard gasping) What f***in genis put that stupid shit there! CAN'T YOU SEE I GOT GOD DAMN FOOT HERE!"
The woman angrily reminded Jimmy about not swearing.
"Who gives a shit! These kids would eventually learn them anyway" Jimmy replied.
"Your fired!" the woman cried to Jimmy.
"F***!" Jimmy angrily cried, before childishly stomping out, and flipping the 'bird' the other side of the door's window.
"Ya, thanks to me, parents complained to school about their childrun what (bleep) and being f***ed means" Jimmy said.
Future and Bob didn't answer.
Jimmy waved bye to them.
Jimmy was walking through the street, with music in the background.
Carze sometimes you just feel tired!
Feel weak, and when you feel weak, you feel like you just want to give up!
But you gotta search within yourself, find that inner strangth!
To not give up!
And not be a quiter!
No matter how hard you just want to fall flat on your face, and collapse.
Suddenly Jimmy tripped and fell on his face.
"ow" he groaned.
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