Author: KipperCat25 PM
A diary of Mario's life...and how he fell in love with Peach. Dates are random.Rated: Fiction K - English - Mario - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 03-18-13 - Published: 08-16-12 - id: 8435446
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
Today I woke up, and there was a spider on my head! I screamed and threw it at Luigi when I went downstairs. Then he threw it out the window. I got mad at him for ruining my fun.
Anyway, I went to the store yesterday and bought a puzzle. It was one of those hard ones with 1000 pieces. I didn't know that when I bought it, though. Luigi told me when I got home. Then I got mad and went to return the darned thing, but the storekeeper said that returns were not allowed.
Speaking of which, Luigi has irritated me a lot lately. I think he's doing that on purpose so I'll move out. But I think he should move out. I was here first, since I'm older.
I just thought of a good idea to get back at Luigi. I'll prank him! Here's what I'll do. When Luigi gets up in the morning, he makes some coffee. To do that, he turns on the water. There's a hand-held hose thing attached to the sink, and it works when you press in the button and the water is on. So I'll tie a rubber band around the hose and whenever Luigi goes to make his coffee in the morning, the water will squirt all over him!
I got really mad at Wario yesterday. He stole my diary and broke the lock. Now he knows my real name and is telling everyone. I called the police on him and now he's in jail.
Yesterday wasn't a very good day for me. Other than that, I got my finger stuck in a pencil sharpener and it cut me! I yelled at it to let go, but it didn't work. Oh well. Now there's a fat bandage on my right index finger, and that makes it hard to write.
I think I'll go make some more lasagna. I have a craving for it. And then afterwards I'll get some ice cream! That sounds good, so I'll go make it. Bye!
I'm back! It's been three hours since I wrote in here last. Dumb oven decided to burn the lasagna three times, so I ended up just ordering Mexican food. But I still had the ice cream afterwards.
I'm tired now, so I'm going to go to bed. Night!
*grins* Oh, Mario...