|What Would I Say?
Author: CarminaxBuranax PM
What would I say to the characters of the Inheritance Cycle? Contains all characters except Islanzadi, Hrothgar, and maybe a few others.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 08-20-12 - Published: 08-17-12 - id: 8440050
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
This is my second Inheritance Cycle fic, even though it's not really a story. I just randomly came up with the idea and thought it would be a fun thing to do. I'm not going to beg for reviews for this one, but it would be nice just to hear from you guys. Thanks!
I do not own the Inheritance Cycle or any of its characters, although this idea is mine (sorry for anyone who has written anything similar to this).
What Would I say to the Characters of the Inheritance Cycle?
Eragon: For starters, I have to like you because without you, there's no story. You're a very good swordsman and good at magic, but you're not perfect. First of all, why were you so mean to Brom at first?! In case you haven't noticed, you have a little bit of a temper.
(Eragon throws me a dirty look.)
And, you really need to work on controlling your emotions dude. I mean really; you're a little sensitive. And what's up with Arya? You totally let her treat you like crap! Come on man, have a little dignity.
Eragon: Why are you even here?!
Because I want to be. Deal with it.
(Eragon growls a bit…creepy.) Please leave.
Fine. Be that way.
Saphira: What can I say? You're my favorite character along with Brom. I love it when Eragon does something stupid and you laugh at him. Remember the time you got drunk at that party? I could NOT stop laughing. I can't believe you drank that much! Haven't you ever heard the phrase, 'Don't drink and fly?' Still, it was pretty funny. And remember the time when –
Do you ever stop talking? I can barely hear myself think.
Not really. That's probably why most people find me annoying.
You don't say?
Are you using sarcasm? I use sarcasm ALL the time. Will you be my new best friend? That would be SO cool if my best friend was a dragon!
If I say yes, can I have some peace?
Hurtful! But yeah, I guess so.
Great. (Saphira flies away).
Okay, I know it's a little stupid, but I just did it for fun. So, flame if you want. I don't really care. J