|Why I Tsukino Usagi Do Not Want To Be A Superhero!
Author: Saiyan Hope PM
Ms. H gives her students an assignment where they are supposed to write "Why they want to be a Superhero". However Usagi takes the liberty to put her own twist on the assignment. Follow Usagi, her unique perspective, her struggles, and realizations as she expresses how she truly feels about being a Sailor Scout.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon & Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,110 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 04-19-13 - Published: 08-17-12 - id: 8440680
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AN: Here's another chapter earlier in the week.
Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon.
Chapter 7: Do the Bunny Hop!
She felt as if she was floating. Did I die? If so dying is not so bad. I feel as if I'm being carried away in the arms of a prince like those fairytale my mother used to read to me. She sighed in complete contentment. A voice began to break through her moment of bliss, but she continued to ignore it wrapping herself further in the cocoon of silk which surrounded her.
"Sailor Moon!" A deep voice sharply cut through her dreamy reverie.
Startled her eyes shot open; however all she could see was black which made her panic, "Oh, no I'm blind! That stupid monster must have hit my head so hard I am now permanently blind. Mars is gonna kill me!"
In a softer tone the voice spoke again, "Sailor Moon you are safe. See, your vision is perfectly fine."
The cloak surrounding her pulled away and she was able to see her surroundings as well as her hero. This part of the park is kind of spooky, where am I? She looked around and noticed a sign hanging which said "Farmer's Carnival Largest Vegetable Contest". She then looked up to her rescuer. Tuxedo Kamen is here and he saved me. He is so handsome and mysterious, I could stay in his arms forever…. Wait a minute he is still carrying me? Embarrassed that he was still holding her, she began to shift he weight and attempt to get down from his arms, "Erm, Tuxedo Kamen would you mind putting me down?"
He gently set her feet on the ground; a small half smirk appeared on his face as he watched Moon's face turn a darker shade of red in embarrassment.
She blushed, "Thanks, for saving me. I appreciate not being squished by that giant bunny. Oh, no! I have to get back Jupiter's probably in trouble."
He nodded, "Don't worry Sailor Moon your other companions Mercury and Mars arrived shortly after I rescued you. However you should help out your friends. I don't think they are having much success in killing this monster."
The blond hero nearly swooned as she listened to her masked savior speak. Everything about him is so dreamy! Even his voice has this husky silky quality. If I could compare his voice to the most delicious thing it would be melted chocolate… he he. Whoops I spaced out again.
She gave a nervous laugh, "Yea I better get back before Mars blows a major artery." Just as she was about to go back she looked around the area once more and noticed something large and orange lying on the table. Above the table was the largest vegetable contest sign. She decided to go over and see what it was. However when she took a step forward she winced in pain remembering she had twisted her ankle badly when it had caught in the twisted metal. She limped over to the table, however when she got there she reeled back in disgust and stood painfully on her hurt foot. Ewww, how gross! It's a giant carrot… owwwiiiiieeee! Tears formed at the corners of her eyes. She quickly blinked them away when a strange idea came to her. Tuxedo Kamen mentioned that nothing was hurting the giant bunny not even Mars or Mercury can do anything. I did manage to slice off an ear, but that only made it mad. The fluffy coat on that monster protects its body pretty well from any type of attack. This just might work however to pull it off I am going to have to carry that icky large carrot; it looks heavy too. How am I going to transport it with my hurt foot? I can't ask Tuxedo Kamen to carry me back again, that would be too embarrassing. Usagi, Usagi what can I do? With the way that the youma bunny hops it would be difficult to…wait a minute I can still hop on one foot! Brilliant!
She picked up the large carrot, "Well Tuxedo Kamen I better get back. Thanks again." She then hopped into the destructive scene. She nearly fell over with laughter with what she saw. The monster kept bringing the mallet down while all she scouts dodged. It was like watching a life-size version of the carnival whack-an-animal games, only in reverse where the animal was whacking the humans. She steadied herself on her good leg, "Hey dumb bunny! Look over here I have something for you! That's it, remember me? Well I have a nice juicy carrot just for you. Open Wide!"
The bunny monster forgot about what it was doing before the blond girl came on the scene. It saw the carrot and immediately hopped its way towards her. Let's see if charging another object with my powers like I did earlier today will work again only on a larger scale. Here goes nothing!
"Moon Carrot Action!" She charged the carrot like she would her tiara and sent it hurling towards the mouth of the monster. She had timed it so that on its next hop into the air it would go straight into its open mouth at a precise angle. The scouts watched curiously as the flying carrot became swallowed whole and the bunny's hop had now landed it back on the ground. For a moment the bunny sat still.
Moon watched the youma pause, and nothing seemed to happen. Darn, I thought this would work. I guess I did not put enough power behind the attack I guess I will have to try again with my real attack. She took off her tiara and readied it to launch pulling it back behind her, the monster's body began to pulse in and out, three large pulses and then exploded outward.
Large chunks of the bunny and carrot flew in every direction. Those who were closer to the monster were instantly covered in it remains. Moon hopped around trying to avoid being hit with more debris (especially the carrot chunks).
When the monster fallout cleared the air all was silent. The area of destruction reached a new high. There would be no children playing in this area for weeks perhaps months.
A muffled growl of anger broke the silence, "Sailor Moon!"
The blond scout looked over to her fellow scouts, at first nothing seemed to amiss except for everyone being covered with monster goop. Then something stuck out like a sore thumb. Sailor Mars had been hit and completely covered by the remaining giant bunny ear.
I couldn't help seeing Mars covered with that ear. So of course I snorted a laugh. It was too good to hold in. I figured I deserved a little laugh from the picture she made since I would receive the brunt of her temper unleashed on me in the next few moments.
Mars flung the heavy ear off her body, stood up, and marched over to the giggling blond, "What in Phobos and Deimos were you thinking and by the way what took you so long to get here? We were all battling this monster without your help when we needed you. You show up late, pull a theatrical act, and then cover us with monster goop. It's ridiculous that Luna made you leader and another thing..."
"I have heard enough Mars!" Well that didn't take long for her to go on the attack the fun is over. Moon sobered up quickly tired and wanting to go home as soon as possible, "It's late, I am going to clarify some things, and then we will part our ways get showers, and go to bed."
Mars bristled, "You were late again…"
"I said be quiet!" Moon commanded while holding up her hand. Mars stopped obeying the command, "First of all I was not late you and Mercury were, ask Jupiter she will back me up. Did you even notice that the monster was missing an ear when you showed up? Well I cut it off. Second I was the only one who managed to destroy this thing. Yes it was a little unconventional the way I destroyed it, and yes I do know what that word means. You're lucky Mars at least the ear gave you cover from the fallout of guts that showered the rest of us. You are quite clean compared to everyone else. Now if you're done complaining. I suggest we all go home and clean ourselves up."
Jupiter tried shaking some of the debris off her, "She is telling the truth Mars. She was the only one who showed up and helped me earlier when it took you two longer. She got stuck and Tuxedo Kamen saved her before becoming a pancake."
Mercury wiped her visor, "Mars although Moon had made a mess, my computers analysis confirms that the highest ratio of success and chance of a highly positive outcome; is to have directed our powers in a concentrated form and had destroyed it inside out, since the fur of the monster was impenetrable by our powers except at the weak points of its ears. Therefore…."
Uh oh, Mercury is starting to get all scientific. I appreciate her impute and support but sometimes it's like she is speaking a whole other language. My head is getting dizzy just trying to process what she is saying. Has she even taken a breath of air since she started explaining? I am not going to be rude and cut her off like I did Mars, but it's late and I really, really need to get some sleep. She looked towards the one person who was always there to count on Tuxedo Kamen and gave him a pleading look. He easily got her silent message and nodded.
"Good night Sailor Moon you did well. Sailors I shall take my leave." Tuxedo Kamen turned and with a sweep of his cape disappeared into the distance.
Moon blushed and watched him leave, "Good night Tuxedo." She turned towards her friends and stifled a large yawn, "Righty-o! Thank you Mercury and Jupiter for your support. Mars let it go for now. Let's scram. I am super tired and need all the sleep I can get before facing dragon woman Haruna.
Yay! This chapter was definitely longer. Hopefully I'll have the next one up at the end of the week.