"Omg omg omg omg PERCY!"

"..."

"Omg, I'm so excited, I'm going to look SUPER CUTE!"

"..."

Annabeth had dragged Percy to the mall to do a little makeover shopping. He hated it. He didn't know why she had to bring him along.

They ran inside the nearest clothing store.

"OMG PERCY, HOW WOULD I LOOK IN THIS SHIRT?"

"..."

"OMG, OR THIS HAT? OR THESE SUNGLASSES?"

"..."

"Percy, are you alright? You look kind of bored.."

"Your skull will be my urinal. I will destroy you."

"What? Percy, that's not funny, hahaa quit being weird!"

"Shut up."

A store associate walked over.

"Hello! Do you two lovely people need any help finding anythin-"

She wasn't allowed to finish.

Percy pulled out a small pistol and put it directly to her head.

"Do. Not. Encourage. Her."

The sales associate started crying "No, please, I didn't.. no, I'm so sorry, please let me go!"

Percy removed the gun from her head.

He then pointed it at Annabeth who had been dumbfounded into silence.

BANG.

He unloaded a whole clip into Annabeth.

The sales associate ran away.

Percy walked away.

He had done the world a favor.

Annabeth just wasn't fabulous enough! :)