|A Father and a Commander
Author: 1-1 Marines PM
WARNING: This may be a crack fic to some degree. Commander Feral finds out something he rather wouldn't.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Commander U. Feral - Words: 348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 08-27-12 - id: 8472547
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ME: WARNING: The fanfiction you are currently reading may be considered a "crack fic." If you find your mind too fragile for such stories or do not enjoy reading them, please back out now. The author is hereby no longer responsible in the event of unprepared readers suffering any deaths, injuries or illnesses.
ME: Hey guys, only watched the first episode (but I read some of the transcripts :), so please excuse me if any characters are OOC beyond reason or become Mary/Gary-Sues. Be advised you have been warned.
"Uncle Ulysses?" the young she-Kat said as she knocked on his office door. "Are you there? My paperwork's."
Suddenly the Commander of the Enforcers opened the door. She blinked and noticed her uncle was sweating and looked like he hadn't slept all his life-and she had seen him perfectly fine just at the latest press conference. "That can wait Felina. I need to show you something...Confidential."
She silently nodded and walked in, noticing Uncle Ulysses hastily closing the door and locking numerous locks.
What was so top-secret? Was she getting promoted? Some state or federal agency wanted her? Mom and Dad trying to get her married off?
"Uncle," Felina said, "what is it you want to tell me exactly?"
He merely pointed at his computer monitor. The Lieutenants eyes widened in horror.
"Steele is my son."
"B-but you never married!" his niece protested after roughly five minute of silence.
Feral merely sighed. "I WAS drunk once. It was-."
"Stop! I already got the talk Uncle!"
He shook his head. "I know Felina, but NOBODY can know of this. Not the rest of the Enforcers, not the Council, not Manx or Briggs and definitely not Steele."
His niece groaned but obeyed. "Fine-I never liked the idea of having a cousin anyway. Being the runt of the litter's bad enough."
"Commander?" Steeles voice beckoned. "Sir?"
ME: How was this? Should I continue or should this SWAT Kat story remain a one-shot? Leave ideas in reviews and PMs please.