|Kid Icarus Killing Time
Author: superzbigz PM
Hades gets revived by a dark force! Pit must work together with the god of space and time to stop this monster, but will the god be a help or a pain? hilarity ensures. Don't like, don't read(just try it). Rated T for violence, strong language, and suggestive themes. I'm bad at summaries. Just read it? Ocs included.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Adventure - Pit & Dark Pit - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,336 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 04-02-13 - Published: 08-28-12 - id: 8476413
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Fight to the Music
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3rd Person P.O.V.
Music Park entrance (Sonic Advanced 2; Music plant act 1)
Music Park was a place where humans, gods and goddesses could relax, play or enjoy music. The sky was bright orange as pink and red fluffy clouds took shape of musical notes and symbols. Parts of the park were literally made of instruments like a keyboard road and a xylophone bench. The bright colorful roads and pathways lead to different sections of the park.
All of the humans seemed to be enjoying themselves except for a brown-cloaked figure in particular.
The figure was in deep thought with images flashing through his calm blue eyes. The images consisted of Hades, then reapers, Viridi commanding him to do something with the forces of nature and one that recently stood out was Phosphora having a heart shaped necklace around her neck. The cloaked figure held his necklace that looked like an exact replica of the one Phosphora had, close to his heart and sighed. Another memory made a painful headache on his head as he remembered helping a angel boy with white wings fight off the remnants of the underworld and forces of nature attacking the humans. The boy flicked his brown hair out of his blue eyes and went to shake the figure's hand, but the figure had already killed the humans that survived the onslaught. The boy now mad aimed his bow at the figure and fired. The figure and the angel kept fighting until the angel took a clean swipe at his head, which the figure barely avoided and made his cloak fly off. Underneath the cloak was an angel with black wings, blue eyes and shoulder length hair. The angel realizing that his cloak was off lost his dark demeanor in shock and flew away.
The angel, Sander, sighed and rubbed his temple to try and massage his headache. Why him Sander thought to himself until he saw a human playing on the giant piano on the floor. The human, who was playing a horrible version of chopsticks, looked like a seventeen year old African/Jamaican. He had dark brown eyes that almost looked black, a large black Afro. He appeared to be 5' 10" and looked like a heavy weight athlete. He was wearing a grey t-shirt with a clock design on it and black workout shorts with grey and white sneakers.
The human looked at his golden watch on his left wrist and sighed, "Man it's about time this fanfic introduced me! I mean two chapters! Come on! And to make everything better I still can't beat my time for playing chopsticks fast!" Sander rolled his eyes thinking that the human was crazy, until the sky turned dark.
(The 13th struggle; Kingdom Hearts chain of memories)
Sander looked up to see Reapers and Reapettes attacking all of the humans at the park and stealing their souls. "Reapers?" Sander asked, "What are they doing here?" Sander sighed in depression as a fuchsia, red, and yellow Palutena Blade called the Twilight Blade materialized into his hand, "I wanted to try and relax today but apparently I can't because of you!" Sander charged at the Reapers before any of them could react and sliced them away easily. The angel looked up and saw some of the humans fighting back and some were successful other were dead. Then the Reapettes started flying around terrorizing the humans that were putting up a struggle. Sander sighed again while releasing his black wings. He gave a powerful flap into the air and easily dispatched of the Reapettes. The humans, that were about to terrorized, were going to thank the angel until he gave one single swipe with his Twilight Blade and killed them all off in a bloody manner.
Sander looked around the onslaught that was happening end in a eerie silence until he heard a cocky voice say, 'Well now, was that necessary?" Sander quickly turned his head to see the same human that was playing the piano. "I mean it was nice of you to take out the underworld forces, but the humans? "
Sander simply replied, "Even though I am impressed that you are the only survivor, I have no regard for any of their lives not even yours!" Sander then charged at the human with the intention of having a quick swipe making an easy kill. The one thing the angel didn't count on was the human sidestepping the swipe and countering with a punch to the angels face.
Impressed by the humans boldness the angel asked, "I have never seen a mortal that was fast enough to dodge my attacks, just who are you?" The human snorted, "My name's Zack, yours?" Sander smiled at Zack's cockiness, "Not that you will live long enough to remember it, but its Sander."
The angel charged at Zack again with the intent of taking his head off. "WHOA!" Zack said while ducking Sander's Twilight Blade. The human then gave a roundhouse kick to Sander's head sending him sprawling to the ground. Sander quickly recovered the kick and jumped a few yards away from Zack. "How are you lasting this long against me? No human, except for a few, have ever survived this long." Zack smirked while two grey and gold customized gunblades materialized into his hands, "You know what creepy? I don't know, but I will- AH!" Zack screamed as Sander shot a charged shot into his face and impaled him with his Twilight Blade. Grinning Sander started to walk away happy that he finally got Zack to shut up. That is until the angel heard a charging noise behind him. Sander turned around just to receive another charged shot to the face. "AHHH!" The angel screamed while turning around to a once dead Zack standing up and holding a smoking gunblade smirking. "How are you still alive?" Sander screamed at a still grinning Zack. "I dunno, I guess it's magic or the fact that you can't kill anybody." Sander regained his cool composure with a sigh and raised his Twilight Blade for battle. "All right this time I'll wipe that look off of your face." Sander and Zack both charged at each other ready for battle.
I take a clean shot at a human couple that was cowering in fear they were begging for mercy, too late! The shot hits them and a reaper comes to steal their soul without thanking me. Jerk! Anywho were was I? Oh yes humans!
Ah! The sweet sound of humans screaming in terror, I just love shooting at them and swiping at them too. Too bad I'm not as deadly as an Orne. Oh well! Guess I'll just have fun!
Lord Hades told us to beware of the music goddess's anger issues. So far we're having an easy time keeping her away from the ballroom. She's so pretty! Too bad she's not on our side.
Losing focus! Must Destroy Humans!
Wait a minute what's that noise? It sounds like cursing and screaming!
Is it above me? I look up to see that cursed angels copy falling down, right at me!
Oh Hades! Oh Hades! OH HADES! OH-
(That burning town; Kid Icarus Uprising)
Pitoo landed (headfirst) on a monoeye with Pit gracefully landing behind him.
"Do you have to curse and shout so much?" Pit asked his twin while scratching his head, "I'm surprised that monoeye didn't hear you and dodge you."
"SHUT. UP." Pitoo grunted while pulling his head out of the ground.
"Oops!" Viridi said with a sneer, "I 'forgot' you needed to land on your feet!"
"Where are we anyway?" Pitoo asked out loud. "You're in the main entrance of Music-Park." Lady Palutena answered.
The Pit twins looked around to see a abandoned park filled with corpses of humans and underworld troops alike. Pit closely looked at some of the cuts on the humans and noticed something familiar. 'Wait a minute' Pit thought, 'These look like the same slashes that angle gave the other humans I was trying to rescue.' Pit's face turned in shock when he saw how many of them were on the humans. "Well at least someone took out the underworld troops for us." Pitoo said, "And they left us a path." He pointed to the blood, slash, and explosion marks on the ground.
"Follow that path we might have a lead." Palutena said.
The angels entered through the Gold and red doors and entered on the red carpet. They looked up seeing a golden chandelier with musical notes hanging on it. They looked to the sides and saw gold pillars leading up to the main foyer, where two giant red-carpeted staircases lead to the ballroom.
While following the destructive remains of the trail it suddenly stopped as if someone had teleported. "Lady Palutena the trail stops here." Pit informed his patron goddess. "They must've teleported." Viridi exclaimed. "Whatever it is it leads us to the foyer, Pit-stain, let's get this over with." Pit scowling said, "For once, we agree let's go. We still have to find Lyra!"
The angels headed to the foyer to see a young woman fighting off underworld troops. Pit aimed his bow at the Mik attacking her and fired, dissolving it into hearts flying to Pit. The woman surprised turns around to who fired the arrow of light and smiles, running to Pit's side.
"Pit! Thank the heavens you're here. I was getting irritated." Pit nervously scratched his head and replied, "good to see you too Lyra! What's the problem?" Lyra frowned, "The underworld has invaded one of my domains and has disturbed the piece of the humans and have a new baddie in charge in the ballroom." Pitoo finished disposing of the last Monoeye and replied, "What are we waiting for let's kill it!" Lyra shocked at just now noticing Pit's look alike nodded.
The trio made their way up the stairs easily disposing of any underworld troops with their projectile attacks. They finally made it up to the top and proceeded onto the shining marble floors of the ballroom and see the strangest thing.
(Wheel Master Music; Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep)
A creature, of what appeared to be some sort of conductor, was erratically swinging his wand around like a maniac, while a giant set of drums, a trumpet and a violin floated around him. The trio took their fighting stances and waited for the strange being to attack
"Pit! You take out the drums. Dark clone of Pit, take out the trumpet. I'll handle the violin!" Lyra commanded. Pit and Pitoo (begrudgingly) nodded and set off to each of the instruments.
Pit gave the drums a good charged shot followed by many rapid-fire shots. The drums gave out their corresponding noise of being hit with each hit. The drums gave out a sound wave trapping Pit in them and banging on him. They threw Pit out. And Pit finished it off with a dueling slash.
The trumpet jumped at Pitoo and shoved itself on Pitoo's head blowing loud noise into his ears. Pitoo aggravated threw it off of him and jumped on top of it while it was down on the ground. He slashed at it like crazy and finished it off with a downward stab.
Lyra looked boredly at the violin as it tried playing music to hypnotize her. She held out her hand and made the violin crumble into pieces, without even trying.
Pit and Pitoo stared at her in shock and simultaneously asked, "You could do that the whole time?" "I'm the goddess of music what did you expect?" She snidely replied.
The creature threw his wand at the trio while they weren't looking and laughed at them. The trio all gave it a charged shot to the face and finished it off with a blinding light.
"Nice job guys!" Lady Palutena cheered. "That seemed easy." Viridi commented.
"Come on guys, and Lyra, let's get you rested!" Palutena smiled as she lifted the trio into Skyworld.
Meanwhile at the entrance of Music Park
Zack and Sander both panting and bleeding by the multiple cuts on them. Sander panted out, "Who and what are you?" Zack smiled, "I already told you my name is Zack, The god of time and space."
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