so like natasha and clint got a date bcos dey dont wanna stick around 4 movie night w/ other avengers bcos reasons

so natasha like 'k guys me and clint r going out wait where clint'

and steve say 'i dont know'

and tony say 'i dont know'

and broose say 'i dont know'

and fury say 'muthafuckas'

and coulson say nothin cuz deceased.

so natasha like 'omfg i have to go find his stupid ass'

she check bathroom HE NO THERE

she check bedroom HE NO THERE

she check asgard HE NO THERE

she check play room HE NO THERE

so natasha now like 'omfg clint i will shoot ur face off' and she pull out pistol then she hear 'caw' and then she think omfg this stupid nigga

natasha look up and cLINT IN NEST

natasha say 'clint get down we have a date'

and clint like 'caw'

and natasha like 'dont give me sass its date night'

and clint like 'caw caw'

and natasha pissed and say 'omfg clint i will tear u a new asshole'

and clint like '...caw'

so natasha sHOOT NEST DOWN AND CLINT FALL FACE FIRST

clint grow wings and fly and natasha all sigh and say 'not again'

they missed their movie and their dinner reservations were taken by morgan freeman becuz titty sprinkles

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