AN: These will be a series of drabbles and are actually inspired by a one-shot by SicTransitGloria called 'Troubling New Developments' in which one of the members of Team 7 becomes a woman and how Kakashi tries to deal with it. I would highly recommend it if you want a good laugh at his and some of the other males' expense.

My good friend insomniac_amy and I came up with the idea of 'what if Kakashi and Sakura had a daughter? How would he handle the major stages in her life?' And this was born. Hope you like.

And a huge thank you to Amy for all of her inspiration and for introducing me to such a fantastic fandom. You Rock!

When Sakura told Kakashi she was expecting, the silver-haired Jounin almost fainted. Almost.

The battle-hardened shinobi was nothing if not made of sterner stuff, but the idea of becoming a father? It had blind-sided him. Since they had begun their relationship, they had been using protection during their 'endeavors'. But there were those instances when contraception was the last thing on either partners minds. Besides, they had been together for two years now and he wasn't planning on going anywhere.

Who would have thought that a pregnant Sakura would test his stamina or his inventive side? She was insatiable, to the extreme, and would pull him into the oddest places at inopportune times to satiate her hunger.

Who was he to complain?

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