The Mighty Adventures of Tralolly

Well this is my first "Mighty Boosh" fanfic and I think it's a good one I know there's a lot of Naboo's "distant relatives" stories and yes, here's another one. But I'll be using this character a lot in my fanfictions so here's a story of how she joined.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Mighty Boosh, it belong to Julian & Noel

Warning: It's a yaoi story but its all fluff rated T

Enjoy~

Chapter 1: A new flat mate.

The old gang hadn't changed much since their last adventure, Howard still has a moustache and bores people with the greatness of jazz but has gone to a lot more Jazzercise classes, and he's actually looking well built and a little taller. He also decided to grow his hair out again; it's now a bit shaggy.

Vince had gone into the new emo/scene fashion that is "cool" now like wearing different color skinnys and band t-shirts but instead of loud awful bands, he sticks to his mod nature and wears Gary Numan, Mick Jagger and David Bowie shirts.

Naboo, however, has been working to quit smoking all day and do shaman stuff but has fail to do so, it's always "I'll do it tomorrow" but is pretty much the same.

Bollo hadn't changed much either except he's current obsession with the color yellow. Naboo says it's an ape thing.

It was a quiet evening in Dalston, London at a little knickknack shop called the Nabootique… It was around 10 o'clock when the enigma came thru the flat's door. Howard was sitting on the funky couch with his feet crossed on the coffee table, reading a very old (and probably very boring) book and Vince was on the floor, going thru a box marked "Cheekbone History", probably full of old styles that went out 4 hours ago. They were interrupted by a loud depressing sigh.

"Hey Naboo, what's wrong?" Vince asked, looking up from a weird looking green turtleneck.

"I've got some news." He replied as Bollo walked into the room from their bedroom.

"Uh oh, I've got a bad feeling about this. Naboo, tell us news"

"Well," he paused to sit down on the couch then continued, "one of my relatives is goin' to be stayin' with us for a while."

Bollo backed up a bit, "oh my gosh, it not Manoo, is it?" there seemed to be fear in his voice.

"Heck no!," Naboo snapped at his familiar, "you think I would let her stay here?!"

The ape sighed in relief.

"Who's Manoo?" Vince asked with curiosity in his blue eyes.

"She evil! She no good to anyone!" Bollo howled.

"How's she related to you, Naboo?" Howard asked, finally looking up from his book. "Is she another long distance sister?"

"Worst," Naboo uttered, "She's my daughter."

"Wait, how can you have kids? I thought you were as smooth as a Ken doll."

"I'll explain that some other time. But she's not the one staying here. Do you guys remember Batoo?"

"Isn't she crazy sister of yours that tried to rape Vince?"

Naboo nodded, "yeah well she has a daughter…my niece."

"Is she gonna try an' rape me too?", Vince complained, modeling an out of date cowboy hat and pink heart sunglasses.

"No, she's different from Batoo. Really different. I'm surprised their related. She's gonna be stayin' here while she finishes her last year at Shaman School"

"There's just one problem with that, sir" Howard argued.

"One?! I'm finding hundreds!" The enigma rested his elbow against the couch arm and started rubbing his temple, "but what's yours?"

"This is a two bedroom flat," the maverick pointed out, "where's she gonna sleep?"

The shaman groaned at the whole situation, but started to think it over. "I guess she can sleep on the couch and I'll put her stuff in my "Closet of a Thousand Spaces"" the last words seemed to echo in a mysterious way.

"When she be here?" Bollo asked.

"Tomorrow afternoon. So this place be'er be clean. I don't really like company from relatives but she's my only niece so we should make an afford. 'Hats it, I'm goin' to bed" he got up and disappeared into his room with his familiar close behind.

Howard sighed, carefully closing his book and looked over at his best mate, who was now wearing a big red sun hat and a fluffy pink boa.

"I think it's time to go to bed too, little man." Moon got up and walked to the room that him and Noir shared.

It was a fairly large room with two beds opposite from each other. One made up of a midnight blue bedding, that one was Howard's. Then there was the other which had a black with shiny stripes blanket that reached to the floor and multiple colorful pillows on top. Obviously Vince's.

Howard emerged from the bathroom in his pjs, which as a pair of baggy black pants and a brown t-shirt. Since he was gaining muscle, the once loose shirt was now feeling snug and comfortable. He saw that Vince had changed as well, wearing red pj pants and a black Mick Jagger shirt. He was sitting cross legged on his bed, looking down at a CD case. When he saw Howard there, he smiled, dropped the case and zoomed into the bathroom. The jazz freak was walking around to the other side of his bed when he noticed the case on the sunshine kid's bed. He looked at the door of the bathroom then back to the case. He gently picked it up and saw that it was a "Journey" CD. He flipped it over to the back at the song list. Beside the song "Open Arms", hearts were drawn with a silver sharpie. Howard assumed it must be Vince and Roy's song. And who's Roy? Well he's Vince's rock star douche of a boyfriend. They've been dating for a month now and within that month they've broken up five times cause Roy's an arse but Vince keeps going back to him. It hurts Howard to see his precious Vince get hurt so many times by that shallow tit. Howard knew he'd have to go thru this when he realized he was in love with his best mate. Vince was popular and got asked out A LOT. He could have anyone he wanted, so why choose him, he told himself. So he decided to keep his crush a secret so it wouldn't ruin the friendship. He sat the case back on Vince's bed and walked over to his nightstand. This was when Vince came out of the bathroom, his face cleaned of all makeup. He yawned as he threw the case on the floor then crawled into bed. Howard did the same and fell asleep the moment his head hit the pillow but a certain Goth did not.

Vince pulled his covers over his head and took out his mobile phone. He checked for messages or calls from Roy. None. He sighed in relief that Roy hasn't tried to contract him from after their big break up. Last time he dumped Roy, he went crazy and begged for Vince to take him back. Vince, feeling guilty, stupidly took him back but Roy started ignoring him again, constantly, so Vince broke it off again and for good. He's surprised

his crazy ex hasn't tried to reach him, maybe he was over him. The sunshine kid didn't care about him anymore. He was in love with someone else. A jazz maverick. The one sleeping across the room. He's not sure why he hasn't told Howard about Roy, he thinks it's because he doesn't think of Roy when he's with him. Only Howard.

The raven-haired beauty started to think about those times when they could have gotten together. Like when they travel to the Arctic Tundra* to find the Egg of Mantumbi before that tit, Dixon Bainbridge and they thought they were gonna die from the Black Frost, Howard had said he loved him and Vince laughed, not the be mean but mostly cause he was caught off guard. He did love Howard and said it but by then Howard didn't believe him. Then there was that time they were on the roof. They had kissed.** Vince felt chills down his body as he remember how the older man's lips felt on his. He promised himself that he'd tell his best friend soon about his feelings, but for now all he can do is dream about them together as he drifted off.

So there's the first part :D I hope you like it ^^

So who's Naboo's niece and who's Manoo?

Is Roy really over Vince or is something else going on?

Will Moon and Noir admit their feelings?

Find out in the Second Chapter ^^ (which I've already started writing so no false hope)

*From the episode "Tundra" in season 1

** From the episode "Party" in season 3