|Holes VeggieTales Style
Author: VeggieFan3000 PM
Parody of the book Holes by Louis Sachar Read and Review :Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Parody - Words: 447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 09-08-12 - id: 8509593
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Holes - VeggieTales Style
Author's Note: I don't own VeggieTales or the book Holes by Louis Sachar. I'm just putting the Twilight VT story on hold for right now.
Heading on a bus to a place known as Camp Wonder Lake, Larry the Cucumber sits alone alongside the seat next to him where the potato guard was sitting. Larry had a backpack with him also.
When he looked through the window, he saw the bus riding through what appeared to be a deserted wasteland - nowhere basically.
Once the bus came to a stop, the gourd driver says, "Welcome to Camp Wonder Lake."
"Oh, and be careful," the driver added as Larry got off the bus along with the potato guard.
Once the guard led Larry into a building where a zucchini approaching him, getting up from his desk.
"I'm Mr. Nezzer. To show me respect, you must address me by my name, understand?" the zucchini told him. "You're getting into the serious stuff now and I assure you it ain't no fun and games."
"Yes, Mr. Nezzer," Larry replied with a nod.
Once Larry got dressed into his received orange clothes and cap, Mr. Nezzer explained, "Now, you're supposed to dig a hole every single day. Every hole has to be exactly 5 feet deep and across both horizontally and vertically. You'll use your shovel to measure them. You'll eat breakfast at 4:30. We go out early so that way we're not out when it's really hot."
"You ought to be quick because the longer it takes you to dig, the longer you'll be out in the heat. If you find something interesting while out, you're supposed to report to me or any of the other counselors. The rest of the day is yours to spare when you're done. This is serious stuff, you know."
Once they were outside, Mr. Nezzer asked Larry, "So, what do you see out here, Larry?"
"Not much, Mr. Nezzer," Larry replied, looking out into the vacant surroundings.
"You wanna run off, Larry?"
This made Larry look at him with uncertainty.
"If you wanna run away, go right ahead. I won't do anything to try to stop you. Don't worry because my blaster here I use for orange-spotted lizards."
"What are you talking about? I'm not running anywhere," Larry told him.
"Good choice to make because nobody flees from here. The reason is even if you wanted to, you'd be dinner for other critters out there soon enough anyway."
"Are you thirsty, Larry?" the zucchini asked.
"Yeah, Mr. Nezzer, I am."
"You'd better get used to being that way then. You'll be thirsty for the following 18 months."