|The Paper Chains That Bind Us
Author: Quaver Ava PM
Where I take your characters and turn them into little brats. Staring Brink and Keetch from The Chains That Bind Us and about everyone else's characters too. So do you know what that means yall? We're gonna learn about teamwork and being nice! Yaaay!Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 02-08-13 - Published: 09-17-12 - id: 8533276
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Dissing Disclaimers: I declare all these characters in this story to be mine! Yes, forget disclaimers, these characters are now all mine, mine I say mine! Well except for Lucy, she's some guy's chick that shouldn't be in charge of a room full of dibbuns, having been the leader of the DAB in Jordan's stories and all.
Lucy walked into the room and clapped her paws together. "OK class, today we're going to learn about teamwork!"
The class looked up from their many activities at the grown squirrel, each and every face holding a small frown. Brink raised his paw. "Dah weh geht teh choose who naht teh beh pahrtner'd wi't?"
Lucy smiled brightly at the little rascal. "Why of course! When I was your age I always got to choose who I didn't want to be with. So Brink, choose away!"
The little otter pointed his small paw across the room directly at a white fox kit named Keetch. "Keehch, ah dahn't like 'im."
Lucy put a paw to her mouth in mock shock. "Why Brink, why not? I've seen you and him play with each other perfectly fine before?"
"Cause he stupihd ahn' trihpped meh ihn tahg!" Brink huffed, folding his arms over his chest.
"Well now, that's not a very nice thing to say, calling him stupid." Lucy scolded the little otter before turning to face the snow fox. "And you little rascal, is it true that your tripped him in tag?"
Keetch looked side to side before sucking in his lips. "I didn't do nah such thing!" He lied.
Lucy raised an eye brow at the little kit. "Really? Do I need to get Urthblood in here to deal with you? Nobeasts likes a lair, and lying is really bad."
All eyes in the room grew twice their size at the mention of the abbey's resident badger. Keetch gave in and confessed, but not without defense. "I did trip 'im, I did, I did! But I was gonna get tagged if I didn't, yah understand Miss Lucy?"
The squirrel nodded her head in understandingness. "I do understand, I do. I understand that you tripped him so you wouldn't get tagged. If you knew what teamwork was you two might have been able to get away together. However, you don't know what teamwork is, and today we're going to learn that. Brink, Keetch, you two will be paired up for today's games!"
Both young'uns made to protest but Lucy held up her paw. "Ahem, Urthblood." She threatened, quieting the two before they could begin their disruptive and loud protests. "To demonstrate teamwork today class," The teacher began, turning to her whole group of dibbuns. "I will pair each and everyone of you with a partner and shackle paper chains to you. This paper chains will keep you together and make you work as a team to complete today's games. If you break the paper chains you and your partner will be taken out of the games and set in time out for the rest of the day. So remember, work as a team and we'll all have fun!" She finished, clapping her hands together excitedly.
Little eyes blinked at her blankly. Lucy narrowed her eyes at them all before muttering the dreaded name. "Urthblood..." And then the class began to cheer and jump up and down excitedly, happy to be learning about teamwork that day!
OK so here's the gist of it for right now. I'll be updating this with short chapters in a simple to read style. This story is meant for the pure laughs and not to offend anyone and their characters. If you want to get your characters in the story point me out to your fanfic and I'll see what I can do. But for right now I'll just stick with characters from my favorite stories. Brink and Keetch are Jade's characters from The Chains That Bind Us, and Urthblood is obviously from the Urthblood saga by Highwing. Lucy is of course mine. Do I have permission you ask?
No, not really, but it's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is permission. So yeah, yall don't mind do ya? XD