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The Hobbit- Facebook Version
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For school I was made to do a facebook version of the book I was reading, The hobbit. This is mainly a crackfick.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Drama - Bilbo B. & Gandalf - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10-01-12 - id: 8572370
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Bilbo Baggins has joined Facebook.

Bilbo Baggins: Smoking my pipe after a nice breaktfast.

Gandalf the Grey has joined facebook.

Gandalf the Grey & Bilbo Baggins are now friends.

Gandalf the Grey: At Bilbo Baggins'

Bilbo Baggins: Likes this

Bilbo Baggins: Good Morning!

Gandalf the Grey: What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

Bilbo Baggins: All of them at once!

Bilbo Baggins to Gandalf the Grey: Do you have a pipe, would you like to smoke for a while?

Gandalf the Grey: I am looking for someone to go on an adventure, but it is quiet hard to find someone in these parts to go.

Bilbo Baggins: I should think so; we are simple people with no need to go

on an adventure.

Bilbo Baggins to Gandalf the Grey: Good morning! We don't want any adventures here, thank you! Try somewhere else!

Gandalf the Grey: You use good morning for a great many things! Now you mean to get rid of me!

Bilbo Baggins: No, no my good sir!

Bilbo Baggins to Gandalf the Grey: Who are you?

Gandalf the Grey Likes this.

Gandalf the Grey: I am Gandalf the Grey. :D

Bilbo Baggins : Bless me, not the fellow who sent many a Took off on adventures and who gave Old Took many fireworks, which were splendid!

I had no idea you were still in business…

Gandalf the Grey Likes this

Gandalf the Grey toBilbo Baggins: Then I shall give you what you asked for.

Bilbo Baggins: But I haven't asked for anything!

Gandalf the Grey: Yes you have. I will go so far as to send you on an

` adventure.

Bilbo Baggins: I don't want any adventures.

Bilbo Baggins to Gandalf the Grey: Why don't you come to tea tomorrow? Good-bye!

Gandalf the Grey: Is offline

Bilbo Baggins: I'm going crazy.

Bilbo Baggins: Is offline.

Bilbo Baggins: Is online

Bilbo Baggins: Having Tea

Dwalin the Dwarf has joined Facebook

Dwalin the Dwarf to Bilbo Baggins: Dwalin at your service.

Bilbo Baggins: O.o Ok, I was about to have tea, would you care to join me?

Dwalin the Dwarf: Yes.

Dwalin the Dwarf: Having tea at Bilbo Baggins.

Balin the Dwarf has joined Facebook.

Balin the Dwarf to Bilbo Baggins: Balin, at your service.

Dwalin the Dwarf Likes this

Bilbo Baggins: Thank You…..? Please come in, I was just having tea.

Balin the Dwarf: Beer please.

Fili the Dwarf has joined Facebook

Kili the Dwarf has joined Facebook.

Fili the Dwarf & Kili the Dwarf to Bilbo Baggins: Fili and Kili at your service. :O

Dwalin the Dwarf and 3 otherslike this

Fili the Dwarf: I see Dwalin and Balin are already here.

Kili the Dwarf: Let us join the throng!

Bilbo Baggins: I don't like the sound of that.

Bilbo Baggins: I have many dwarves in my hobbit hole. Making tea for everyone, but me.

Fili the Dwarf and 4 others like this

Dori the Dwarf has joined Facebook

Nori the Dwarf has joined Facebook

Ori the Dwarf has joined Facebook

Oin the Dwarf has joined Facebook

Gloin the Dwarf has joined Facebook

Dori the Dwarf to Bilbo Baggins: Dori at your service.

Nori the Dwarf: Nori at your service.

Ori the Dwarf: Ori at your service.

Oin the Dwarf: Oin at your service.

Gloin the Dwarf: Gloin at your service.

Bilbo Baggins:

Bilbo Baggins: Running low on ale, beer, tea and cakes.

Dori the Dwarf: More ale! :D

Dwalin the Drawf and 6 others like this

Kili the Dwarf: Could I have another delightful cake please?

Fili the Dwarf and 8 others like this

Bilbo Baggins: Coming, coming.

Gloin the Dwarf and 8 others like this

Bifur the Dwarf has joined Facebook

Bofur the Dwarf has joined Facebook

Bombur the Dwarf has joined Facebook

Thorin Oakenshield the Dwarf has joined Facebook

Thorin Oakenshield the Dwarf to Bilbo Baggins: Thorin at your service.

Oin the Dwarf and 12 others like this

Bifur the Dwarf: Bifur at your service.

Bofur the Dwarf: Bofur at your service.

Bombur the Dwarf: Bombur at your service.

Gandalf the Grey: Quite a merry gathering! I hope there is something to eat and drink for the late-comers.

Thorin Oakenshield the Dwarf and 13 others like this

Bilbo Baggins: Tea?

Gandalf the Grey: No thank you, red wine for me I think.

Thorin Oakenshield the Dwarf likes this

Thorin Oakenshield the Dwarf: For me too.

Bifur the Dwarf: Rasberryjam and apple-tart.

Bofur the Dwarf: Mince pies and cheese.

Bombur the Dwarf: Pork-pie and salad.

Fili the Dwarf: more cakes, coffee and ale. :D

Nori the Dwarf and 13 others like this

Gandalf the Grey: Bilbo, put on some eggs, pickles and bring the chicken out.

Bilbo Baggins: Alright, alright, hold your horses!

Bilbo Baggins: Why don't they come and help me, this is a lot of food and a lot of money.

Balin the Dwarf and 3 others like this

Thorin Oakenshield the Dwarf: Got my feet up in front of a fire while smoking my pipe.

Oin the Dwarf and 14 others like this

Gandalf the Grey created a group: Expedition to the Mountains

Gandalf the Grey added Bilbo Baggins and 13 others to Expedition to the Mountains

Gandalf the Grey is now friends with Thorin Oakenshield the Dwarf and 12 others

Thorin Oakenshield the Dwarf posted in Expedition to the Mountains: We are here to discuss plans of our journey.

Gandalf they Grey and 12 others like this

Bilbo Baggins: Journey?

Gandalf they Grey: Yes journey. Bilbo shall be your Burglar.

Bilbo Baggins: WHAT! I am not going on any blasted journey.

Thorin Oakenshield the Dwarf and 12 others like this

Thorin Oakenshield the Dwarf: Him?

Gandalf the Grey: Yes, and that is the end of it. We should all turn in for the night, we have a long journey ahead and will need plenty rest.

Good night.

Gandalf the Grey has logged out

Thorin Oakenshield the Dwarf has logged out

Fili the Dwarf has logged out

Kili the Dwarf has logged out

Bombur the Dwarf has logged out

Oin the Dwarf has logged out

Gloin the Dwarf has logged out

Bofur the Dwarf has logged out

Dwalin the Dwarf has logged out

Balin the Dwarf has logged out

Bifur the Dwarf has logged out

Nori the Dwarf has logged out

Ori the Dwarf has logged out

Dori the Dwarf has logged out

Bilbo Baggins: My poor hobbit hole. So tired.

Bilbo Baggins has logged out

Gandalf the Grey has logged on

Thorin Oakenshield the Dwarf has logged on

Fili the Dwarf has logged on

Kili the Dwarf has logged on

Bombur the Dwarf has logged on

Oin the Dwarf has logged on

Gloin the Dwarf has logged on

Bofur the Dwarf has logged on

Dwalin the Dwarf has logged on

Balin the Dwarf has logged on

Bifur the Dwarf has logged on

Nori the Dwarf has logged on

Ori the Dwarf has logged on

Dori the Dwarf has logged on

Thorin Oakenshield the Dwarf to Bilbo Baggins: Didn't want to wake you up. We leave at 11am. Meet us at The Green Dragon Inn.

Bilbo Baggins has logged on.

Bilbo Baggins: I found Thorin's note, got 10 minutes to run to The Green Dragon Inn.

Gandalf the Grey liked this

Gandalf the Grey: Hurry Bilbo.

Bilbo Baggins posted on The Green Dragon Inn's page: I'm here!

Thorin Oakenshield the Dwarf and 13 others like this

Thorin Oakenshield the Dwarf: Then off we go.

Bifur the Dwarf and 12 others like this

Bilbo Baggins is friends with Thorin Oakenshield the Dwarf and 12 others

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