|The Hellkite Demise
Author: Travis Negrete PM
to all those that are brave read on. to the not so brave(or cowardly) its alright youll get over it some day... and also read on!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Pyromancer - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-05-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8584773
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
Fire: the start of life and ironically the end of my life on that god forsaken hellkite dragon bridge. so much fire, so much death. and the worst part is: i have 2200 life with the mother mask, ring of favor and protection, and 50+ vitality. not to mention the dragon crest shield and flame stoneplate ring. god and he still burns me to a charred crisp in one breath. pain. lots of pain. and fustration. that too. and periods. sooo many. periods. anyway i didnt know what to do so i just stood behind the wall thing across from the stairway and thought... you see thats when all hell broke loose. he swooped down onto the bridge and in a hurried panic i did what 200+ hours of playing taght me to do when encountering a large boss: i ran behind him. i ran and ran and ran, until i saw it just resting there. a bonfire. so i rushed over to it and i heard him about to unleash a fiery breath o' death,as i call it, and i ran i was so close to the magnificant flame that i could taste its sweet, yet chalky, ash against my lips. i lit and rested at the fire, but as i rested down came hell and judge ment; for as you see, unlike everything else in the game, that actually goes away when you rest at a bonfire the flames were there and they were real and hot as every. seemingly in an instant my life bar plummeted and i actully died at a bonfire for the first tme since i put a treasure chest on my head and thought the warmth of the fire would keep me safe. such shame...such humiliation. even though it was only the set back of a loading screen and a word, retrevial, it still was horiffying. my brilliant level 236 brought down by such a 'phat glitch'. this act of agression will be met with swift and menacing ferocity. it is time to unite my fellow players. it is time to cry havoc and let slip the dogs(or gods) of war. it is time... to fight back...
ps.- a bounty of one hundred thanks to whomever kills that moraly-bankrupt, demon seed known as the hellkite dragoon.
hoped you enjoyed reading my fic r&r(about my fic or to claim the bounty) please :)