|QA Kirby: The Crystal Warriors
Author: KirbyWarrior655 PM
So this is a spinoff of my main fan fiction Kirby: The Mirror Warriors. Questions will be answered and probably not in the most sane manner. Insanity, randomness, lor stealing/eating and Dededee clobbering, this Q/A will have it all! First chapter is basically explaining this fan fiction in more detail, second chapter starts the insanity!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,990 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 05-12-13 - Published: 10-08-12 - id: 8591752
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Disclaimer- I do not own Kirby or any other Nintendo character, only my OC's.
Me- *halfway from walking home from school*
Me- What the? *Unzips backpack and my OC's climb out*
Jackson- I'm free! Free!
Me- Guys what are you doing in my backpack?
Richard- We wanted to go with you to school remember?
Lily- That bag is way more crammed then I imagined...
Me- *Looks around to see everyone was looking at us funny* Right, but why did you choose now to make loud noises?
Gino- Did you forget what your friend told you?
Me- Oh that, but he didn't even tell me that in school, aw well, maybe we should get home first.
Lily- *notices everyone staring.* Riiiight, you lead the way!
Me- Alright so I should probably start explaining what this is all about. Recently a few friends of mine gave me a spinoff idea. Make a question and answer of all the people in my main fan fiction to hopefully make it better known. Now because I am lazy my OC's will explain more. (I hope OC stands for original character.)
Jackson- Gee thanks.
Lily- Okay so the rules are as follows, you can ask questions on how the people think about how the main story (Kirby: The Mirror Warriors) is going so far, ask them any random question, or give them a truth or dare style question.
Henrietta: I like Cake...
Lily: ... Random like that, anyways there is some restrictions. We are trying to make this fan fiction T rated, so if you guys can please try not to give us questions with like a hundred F bombs that would be nice, also no adult content like sex or anything. Also Jon (Kirbywarrior655) made it so we can't die, so no death in this (thankfully).
Jackson: Also make sure your questions make sense and are not extremely random. I don't think our author is to good in answering questions like "What about carrots?"
Henrietta- That's what wolfs eat.
Jackson- *annoyed* ... No Henrietta, that's rabbits.
Henrietta- No Jackson you see-
Me- We have no time for this, we need to continue explaining the rules.
Jackson-&Henrietta- Right sorry.
Me- Anyways here is a list of people you can ask questions to (and no not all of them are going to be in the main fan fiction.)
The cast of the squeak squad (don't know names)
0 or 02
(Now for the OC's)
Shadows (Shadow kirby from the amazing mirror)
Dark Knight (Shadow meta knight from the amazing mirror)
And of course myself.
Jackson- I had no idea that you could ask question marks questions...
Me- I'm glad you brought that up, those three are extra OC's that are have not appeared quite yet, but will later on when they get introduced in the main fan fiction, when they get introduced into this fan fiction spinoff they will become questionable. Also if you guys already read my fan fiction (Dont read this if you did not yet) You should know that Richard, Lily, Jackson, Gino, and Henrietta used to be humans, but right now they are still in their Kirby forms. (You can continue reading here.)
Richard- Which is leading off to the next point on the agenda, you guys can send in reviews, basically most of the questions will rely on you guys posting questions to us.
Lily- The restrictions that where already stated should be considered, if you want your question to be answered. For example (this is a valid question) Hey Richard I have to wonder, what would you look like as a human? Another example (not valid) Sooooo, what about carrots? (To random.)
Jackson- ... Anyways are we ripping of the "Kirby truth or dare" fan fiction?
Lily- Don't think so, I mean this concept seems like something that would be used several times.
Me- And it's not like I'm going to make you play slender or anything, *evil smile* no but seriously I won't
Lily- What if people dare us to?
Me- Then you guys are playing slender.
Jackson- ... So you mean we will have to do anything that the questioners dare us?
Me- Yes, as long as the question is a valid one.
Gino- Waiiiit there is already an ask the Kirby character's fan fiction though...
Me- Yeah and there is already a truth or dare fan fiction to dude but to be honest I'm not trying to rip them off, just get my story higher known...
Gino- But dude that ask the Kirby characters fan fiction legit just posted recently, like a day ago I think.
Me- ... Well that's going to make this a hell of a lot more awkward!
Gino- Should we wait for next week or something?
Me- NO! 02 as my witness I will not let that stop me!
02: *appears out of nowhere*
Lily- O_O *whispers* oh dear NOVA no...
Richard- *realizes Lily's reaction* Ohhhhhhhh joy.
Lily- AHHHHHHHHH! (Runs for her life)
Me- Geez whats wrong with her?
Richard- Sorry guys I got her to play kirby 64 recently, it was her first time and I forgot to tell her how to play and she wanted to fight the final boss... Did I forget to mention that she scares real easy?
Me- 02 is not scary.
Me- I mean come on, he is only a huge white blob that has a halo, symbolizing a fallen angel (which some people might find disturbing.) Not to mention the fact that it cries blood out of it's red soulless eye. *Starting to get a bit scared* And the fact that is spawns the dark matter could hint that 02 is a demon sent straight, from the depths, of... of... 0_0!
Richard- Jon? You okay? Jon?
Jackson- Hellllllo? *is kicking Jon*
Me- AHHHHHHHHHHH! (Also runs for dear life.)
Richard- Aw come on guys he isn't going to hurt you!
02- :S ?
*About an hour of Richard and Jackson chasing after Jon and Lily later!*
Me- ... Okay now getting back on topic-
Dededee: Let me clobber that there Kirby!
Me- What? No! There is no daring yet, not until next chapter, and no one dared you to anyways.
Me- So now that you guys know what, how and who to question write those reviews, or PM's!
Jackson- Are we done here?
Me- I think so, I mean we didn't leave anything out did we? Whoa! *Ducks as the Lor flies over my head.
Richard- What the?
Magolor- GET BACK HERE WITH MY LOR!
Me- I gotta stop waking up in the mornings...
Jackson- *As Henrietta and Magolor beat on each other with rubber chickens* You don't know the half of it...