|Eviler than Thou
Author: Akela Victoire PM
When Timmy's had enough, he wishes for someone to teach Icky Vicky a lesson. Vicky finally meets her match in Timmy's cousin Amanda "Mandy" Maxwell, a girl several times more manipulative, intimidating and evil than she could ever hope to be…Rated: Fiction T - English - Drama/Humor - Vicki & Mandy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 05-07-13 - Published: 10-15-12 - id: 8612551
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The procession of Timmy, his fairy god family (disguised as various clothing accessories), Eris and Grim followed Mandy down the stairs as Vicky stepped over the threshold.
"Hello, Timmy! I'm back! Ready for another afternoon of fun?" She asked calmly.
"NO!" Timmy exclaimed.
"Well, too bad, 'cause I AM!" She shouted loud enough to send everyone but Mandy and Eris tumbling across the living room.
At that moment, Saliva strolled in casually, having no clue what was going on in the household.
He walked up to Vicky, lifted his leg and…
"EEW!" Vicky kicked him away towards Timmy and the others, where he began to whimper.
"Hey. That was MY dog. Nobody kicks MY dog." Mandy stepped forward.
"Who the hell are you?" Vicky snapped, looking down.
"Oh wait; you must be Amanda Maxwell, Timmy's cousin. You don't know how things work around here, do you?" She glared directly into Mandy's face.
"Well then, things are about to chance around here, Vicky. I don't take too kindly to you kicking around my dog. He can pee wherever he damn well pleases. And I hear that you always give my cousin Timmy here a bad time…" Mandy folded her arms.
"And what are you going to do about it? You think you can actually stop me? Timmy's already complained to those idiot parents of his and they've done nothing, so what makes you think you can?" Vicky also folded her arms and even started tapping a foot.
"That's because they're idiots. And, well, I did warn you. You can't say you haven't been warned. I'm going to make your life a living hell all week while I'm here…"
"Yeah, right…" Vicky scoffed.
"Like I said, you've been warned. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in Timmy's room with our…" Mandy glanced back at Eris and Grim. "…associates."
"Associates, huh?" Grim muttered. "Is that all we are to you?"
"No. You're more of a friend-slave and Eris is an annoyance…" Mandy said, pacing up and down the room.
"Glad to know…" Grim grumbled. "Friend-slave indeed…"
Mandy stopped suddenly and Timmy and the fairies that had been following their every movement with their eyes straightened up.
"Grim, portal to the Underworld, NOW."
"Now?" Grim whined.
"NOW. Friend-slave, remember?"
"Fine…" Grim summoned his scythe and began to chant. "Let me just work up me mojo…"
"BOOM! SHAKALAKALAKA! BOOM! SHAKALAKALAKA!"
Grim swiped the scythe and a swirling black and green vortex appeared in the middle of the room, blowing large gusts of air around, lifting several objects- and its occupants- off the ground.
"One Underworld portal ready." Grim bowed and gestured to the portal.
"Saliva, you stay." She commanded. The dog immediately sat still at the end of Timmy's bed.
"Grim, you go first. After all, we don't know if anything's there where you placed the portal…" Mandy commanded.
"But…" Grim started, but faltered as he felt Mandy's glare on him.
"Okay…" he sounded defeated as he stepped through the portal.
A minute passed.
"He hasn't been screaming, so I'll assume it's safe down there. Let's go, people!" Mandy led the way.
As Timmy walked through, his fairy god family huddled together behind Eris, looking rather apprehensive.
Grim stood on the other side, waiting for them.
"Good. You're all here…" He closed the portal.
Timmy stared around at his new surroundings in awe.
"This place is so cool! I wish we could come here more often!" He exclaimed.
Cosmo whimpered at this.
"Well, coming here is only a wish away for you, so that's quite possible. Fairies don't typically come to the Underworld though…" Wanda shuddered.
"Why's that?" Timmy asked as they walked along.
As they walked along the bank of an acid green river that smelled of rotten eggs- the smell of this alone was making Timmy reconsider his earlier wish to return- a roar emanated from it and a large, grotesque monster rose from it.
"THAT'S WHY!" Cosmo screamed as he and Poof hid behind Wanda.
"Oh no you don't! Bad monster! BAD!" Eris stepped closer to the monster.
The monster roared at her, covering her in green spittle.
Eris shuddered. "That's it! Why don't you have some CHAOS, you vile, ugly monster in need of a bath!"
Eris summoned an Apple of Discord and threw it directly into the monster's mouth.
It promptly exploded.
"There." Eris waved her hands and was immediately clean again.
Timmy and his godfamily watched with wide eyes and jaws.
Mandy rolled her eyes and walked over to her cousin, shutting his mouth for him.
"Come on. We need to pay a visit to the Underworld's most annoying citizen. He's sure to drive Vicky up the wall. He does it to me…"
Grim's eye sockets widened.
"Please don't let it be who I'm thinking of. Please. She wouldn't be that cruel, would she?"
Grim blinked. "It's Mandy. Of course she would…"
"F-R-E-D-F-R-E-D-B-U-R-G-E-R, Fred Fredburger! Yes!"
"I knew it…" Grim thought.
Yes, Fred Fredburger was who Mandy deemed to be the Underworld's most annoying citizen.
And many of the Underworld's other citizens would also agree with her.
Even though Timmy and his fairies had barely known him, his voice alone was enough to grate on their nerves.
"Come on, Fred. We're having a very special party in the Surface World. There's going to be nachos and pizza…" Eris said.
As soon as Fred heard the word "nachos", he tuned out all else.
"Where are the nachos?" He asked.
"In the Surface World…" Mandy said.
"Let's go, let's go! Fred wants his nachos!" Fred cheered.
"Alright then. Annoying creature? Check." Mandy rubbed her hands together smirking more evilly than she normally did- which nobody present thought possible...
They reappeared again in Timmy's room and Grim tucked away his scythe.
"Alright. Now what?" Timmy asked as Fred talked about nachos in the background.
Cosmo had poofed up some nachos and cheese and was sharing with Fred.
"You're going to have to make a few wishes…" Mandy said.
"Okay then. Let's go!" Timmy led the way down the stairs.
Vicky sat in the living room with her feet propped up on the coffee table and reading Rich People Magazine.
"My babysitting business will have me featured in this magazine before I'm thirty!" Vicky cackled.
Then she paused.
"I'm gonna have to wait until I'm thirty?" Vicky exclaimed.
Then she noticed Timmy and Mandy standing there with Eris, Fred and Grim.
"Oh look. Timmy and his little friends crawled out of their little hole…" Vicky walked over and touched Grim's robes.
"What are you supposed to be? The Grim Reaper? Halloween is months away!" She scoffed.
"I want some nachos!" Fred exclaimed and she noticed him.
"What's this weird creature?" She asked.
She wrinkled her nose in disgust before walking into the kitchen. "Now I want some nachos…"
"NACHOS?" Fred perked up and ran behind her with the door slamming shut.
"Cosmo, Wanda, I wish Vicky and Fred were trapped inside the kitchen with an endless supplies of nachos and all the dips they could want!" Timmy exclaimed.
They appeared. "You got it!" They waved their wands and a bright flash went off inside the kitchen and they could see cheese and salsa leaking through the bottom of the kitchen door.
"Heheheheheheheh…" Timmy rubbed his hands together in mischievous glee.
A few minutes later…
"AAAAAAAAHHHH! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!" Vicky was screaming and banging on the kitchen door and those outside started laughing loudly as they made their way up to Timmy's room where he promptly wished that he could see what was happening in the kitchen.
His fairies waved their wands and a flat-screen television with surround sound appeared, plus refreshments (including nachos!) for them to munch on while watching Vicky's distress.
"No way! This is too much fun!" Eris munched on some popcorn.
"Dey should make dis into a movie. Think the Underworld Cineplex would be interested in dis?" Grim asked.
"Oh yeah. I would pay to see torture like this." Eris snatched away Grim's Gummy Bears, ignoring his protests.
Mandy fed Saliva some nachos idly.
"How long are we leaving her in there?" Timmy asked.
"As long as we feel like it…" Mandy answered coolly.
"I can live with that."
"So, I hear that Fred likes frozen yoghurt too…" Eris smiled.
Wanda laughed a laugh that made Cosmo and Poof retreat to the other side of the room.
"Timmy, just say the word and the Vicky torture will increase…" The pink-haired fairy chuckled.
"Wow, I think Mandy be influencing you…" Eris commented.
"I wish Fred had some frozen yoghurt too!" Timmy exclaimed.
"NO!" Vicky screamed as frozen yoghurt rained from the ceiling of the kitchen.
"This is actually pretty fun…" Timmy reclined in his chair, casually watching them.
About an hour later, Timmy and Mandy's parents came home and found the kitchen spotless, but with a shaking Vicky on the floor.
"Vicky?" Mom Turner called out cautiously.
"Aah! Don't make me eat any more nachos and frozen yoghurt…" She moaned.
Back in Timmy's room…
"Stage one: complete…" Mandy checked off "Annoy With Fred" off her "Torture Vicky" list.