Yay! The first episode of Authoress' Helper Show! Now before we start if you look at my profile you will see that the characters first appearance is on there I suggest reading that first but hurry it will only be up for a limited time! We shall start our intros with Dante our super fuzzy snow leopard!
DANTE:"hey how goes it?"
ME:"good how 'bout you?"
DANTE:"same so what's the point in speaking to everyone individually?"
ME:"*sigh* Dante, out of everyone here ur by far the most dense…the POINT Dante, is to learn more about everyone and their personality to better understand them in the show."
DANTE:"1 ok 2 IM NOT DENSE, if anything War is denser than me, just ask Sheeba she will definantly agree with me."
ME:" we, will…answer that later in the show ok, now Dante, first question how did u get Ur name?"
DANTE:" is everyone answering the same questions?"
ME:"DANTE! We don't answer questions with another question! But yes"
DANTE:" ok then, well to be honest I got my name from my great grandfather."
ME:" ok next, which one of the girls are you interested in?"
DANTE:" is that a trick question?"
ME:" DANTE! What did I just say?"
DANTE:"*sigh* which one of the girls on the show am I interested in?"
ME:"before that!.."
DANTE:"umm don't answer questions with another question?"
ME:" good now do what I tell you to do!"
DANTE:"EH! Sorry!"
ME:"to bad I think im gonna have to throw Andy in some boiling oil"
DANTE:"ok"
WAR:" WHAT!THAT is SO NOT gonna happen!"
ME:" chill, War chill I was just kidding, Sheeba is goin in instead!"
DANTE"WHAT! NO WAY!"
ME:" hey Dante,"
DANTE:" WHAT!"
WAR:"dude u just answered the question..."
ME:"yup, and War, IT'S NOT UR TURN YET!"
WAR:" sorry im gonna go…find Alex...yea bye!"
DANTE:"oh, well uuhh next question?"
ME:" sure oh this one is for me to explain"
DANTE:"K, I'll just sit back and let u do that"
ME:"well, Dante's personality is that he is really confident, but he can let it go to his head"
DANTE:" I can't help being awesome!"
ME:" see, anyway like I said before he, even though he won't admit it, is hopelessly dense watch, oh Dante!"
DANTE:"hmm?"
ME:"cookie!"
DANTE:"cookie! GIMME COOKIE!"
ME:""kay"
DANTE:"yay" 20 cookies later

SHEEBA:"umm Jazz do you think you can get Dante under control?"
*Dante rubs his head against Sheeba's shoulder and starts purring*
ME:"nope it's really funny!"
SHEEBA:"NO DANTE DON'T-purrrr"
ME:"wow! Who knew that Sheeba's ear was capable of getting a reaction like that! Umm next we have War our super cool emo wolf!"
WAR:"im not emo!"
ME:" would u rather I call u goth?"
WAR:"ggrrr fine im a little dark which qualifies me to be emo!"
ME:"hey, don't snap at me I caught you chewing ur arm up before!"
WAR:"….."
ME:"*sigh*ok War how did u get ur name?"
WAR:"easy, I was born in the mi9ddle of a war zone between two wolf packs"
ME:"cool right any way next question, I think we all know the answer by your reaction earlier but I'll ask anyway which girl are you interested in?"
WAR:"Alexandria"
ME:"wow, since ur so straight forward u get… a bonus question!"
WAR:"DAMN!"
ME:" tehee why?"
WAR:" umm because…"
ME:" SPILL, or else I'll have sugar rush Dante all over u like Sheeba!"
WAR:"ok! I give, im interested in her because everytime I look at I look at her my heart skips a beat, and I feel blessed just to know her. She may not think so but I find her shyness really cute and I love to comfort her and-"
ME:"wow, slow down emo romeo, save some for later it's only the first episode!"
WAR:" you asked..."
ME:" I know and I already regret it"
WAR:"hey! I repeat you still asked!"
ME:" yea but I didn't expect that much to spill! O.o this show ..is..gonna..be..AWSOME!"
WAR:"whatever.."
ME:"UHH stop emo romeo or else will sing the song!"
WAR:" NO you wouldn't!
" ME:"try me! E-is for emotional ruins everybodys day M-is for miserable people O- is for on the dark side cuz we have fresh cookies! cookies!
WAR:"kill me now!"
ME" no way we still have so much to do on this show! SO no suicidal thoughts or actions.
WAR:" FINE! Next question pleez!"
ME:"kay oh yay personality!"
WAR:" *sigh* there is no happy place in this cruel world!"
ME:"hush! War as you can tell is very dark and somewhat mysterious, but when it comes to Andy he is the most loving, caring, understanding, PROTCTIVE AS ALL HECK wolf ever."
WAR:" thanks…"
ME:" no problem!"
WAR:" grrrr!"
ALEXANDRIA:"War calm down pleez! Umm calm down? For me?
WAR:" FINE!"
Andy:" thank you"
WAR:" whatever..WAIT! HOW LONG HAVE U BEEN HERE!"
ANDY:"EEP! j-just r-right n-n-now"
WAR:"Andy no don't- im sorry"
ANDY:"*whimper*
WAR:"Andy, alex, alex im sorry you know how I snap when I get mad stop pleez!"
ANDY:" *sniffle* ok…"
WAR:"thank you"
ME:" lets not forget his slightly misplaced aggression, I adopted him that way! We tried groups, therapy, and psychologists, nothing the only thing that seems to keep emo Romeo calm is his shy little juliett."
WAR:"you know what-"
ALEX:"war! Quit it! Pleez..."
ME:"dang good job Andy didn't know you had it in you"
ANDY:"me neither...OMYGOSH war I am so sorry!
WAR:" you're ok Alex, now let's go so Sheeba can have her turn and I won't do something ill regret later"
ME:" BYE! Oh Alex keep moody in check he's been thinkin suicidal lately!"
ALEXANDRIA:"what! War no! You told me you stopped! We are having a conversation now!"
WAR:"great! Thanks jazz now she's gonna be mad at me forever"
ME:"well, I feel sorry for Andy she had to go through moody's panic attack...NEXT! We gots our brave, wonderful, Amazon leopard Sheeba!
SHEEBA:" heyo erbody "
ME:"umm Sheeba?"
SHEEBA:"what?"
ME:"WERE. IS. DANTE."
SHEEBA:"oh him, he got hit in the head by War in the lounge he's on the floor k.o'd and War is yelling and Andy is hiding behind the couch...I think.."
ME:"O.o you wanna go spy?"
SHEEBA:"sure why not"
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ME:"oh heck no he better not be ripping my pillows!"
SHEEBA:"hush jazz!"
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WAR:"WTF! DANTE STAY AWAY FROM ME! DAMN MOTHER-OW!
ANDY:"OMYGOSH wAR! DANTE! Umm I uuhh need some help in here...jazz…Sheeba…anybody…help"
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ME:"dang I never thought I would have to use my secret weapon so soon, oh! Everybody me secret weapon is Mystik, I adopted him-"
SHEEBA:"wait, I was there we stole him from Area 51"
ME:"shush Sheeba! The public doesn't need to know! Well, yea we jacked him from A51. He's NOT an alien, he just got caught up in hazardous waste and yea he has psychic abilities so when we hear words like that I have him scramble ur mind! It's not permanent but you will be k.o'd. for a while…"
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ANDY:"o my gosh! WAR r u okay! Grrrr
great now Dante is barely alive and War is out…JAZZ! JAZZ! HELP!
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ME:"uh oh I need him alive!"
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ME:" ok, roll call Sheeba"
"here!"
"Andy!"
"here…"
"War!"
"mmm…wha?"
"k, Mystik"
"present!"
"…and Dante's in the vets E.R.. so everyone's good! Now everyone accept Sheeba bye! W are a little behind so Sheeba was named after the Queen of Sheeba. Next question which dude on the show are you interested in, to recap we have hyper & conceded, emo Romeo, and weird super wolf Ur pick"
SHEEBA:"umm the first one?"
ME:" really! DANTE but he's so…dense"
SHEEBA:" what did u think makes him cute?"
ME:"ok we promised Dante we would answer this question, who is denser Dante or War?"
SHEEBA:" Dante! No second thoughts"
ME:"ouch! That's gonna hurt when he gets back!"
SHEEBA:" no don't tell him!"
ME:"sorry but we r, next personality!"
SHEEBA:"T-T"
ME:" Sheeba is strong and very outgoing as well as athletic. But she is definantly NOT a tomboy because she's very fashionable and cares greatly about appearance."
SHEEBA:"yup that's me!"
ME:" kay later Sheeba"
SHEEBA" hey jazz is it ok if I go visit Dante?"
ME:"yea just take a communicator collar with you they don't know who u are!"
SHEEBA:" kay bye!"
ME:"bye! Next we have Andy!( this is gonna be fast cuz she is very camera shy)"
ALEXANDRIA:"umm hello…"
ME:"first question where did you get ur name?"
ALEX:"oh um m-my name came from one of the cities created and named by Alexander the Great…"
ME:"kool right? Awesome Andy now I won't make u answer this question because I know you'll have a heart attack so let's skip to personality kay?"
ALEX:"oh o-ok"
ME:"now as you probably know Andy is SUPER shy, but she has a strong will which makes her very trustworthy in all aspects. She is VERY quiet, I swear she is like a flippin ghost, u turn around and there she is!"
ALEX:"sorry…"
ME:"no! it is a really good thing, why do you think I had u as my ninja when we busted out Mystik?"
ALEX:"oh ok then, I'm gonna go check on War he's gonna be really mad when he figures out what happened."
ME:"m kay, next is Mystik the wolf since someone *cough* War *cough* couldn't keep their mouth clean for at least one more episode!"
MYSTIK:"hello everyone"

ME:"jeez, so formal, anyway Mystik how did u get Ur name?"
MYSTIK:"well jazz named me so I wouldn't know"
ME:"oh right I never told u, I named you after a dog I used to have he died! R.I.P."
MYSTIK:"well that's very unfortunate"
ME:"I know hut he lives in you so it's all good! Oh umm this question will be answered later because she's not present at this time"
MYSTIK:" who Miya?"
ME:"HUSH she is just a guest star!"
MYSTIK"oops"
ME:"ignore him!...anyway, last question personality, Mystik is a formal gentleman, he is so sweet he'll give you cavities!"
MYSTIK:"um, I'll try and take that as a compliment."
ME:"whatever, he is also very independent as well"
MYSTIK:" yes I am and proud to be"
ME:"ok settle down, I think this is it for the first episode thingish thing, I shall let you know that I will be accepting dares & questions for our helpers as well. Reviewers will be recognized for their awesomeness and for those who pm dares & Q's a helping hand for them will be given to them from me If they need help with their stories. REVIEW P.M.! EBONYMYSTICKWOLF out! IMPORTANT! P.S.I'm serious even if you don't P.M. anything I still offer a helping hand for peeps with writers block or need a new idea for a story I will try my best to assist you all u got to do is P.M. me! Don't worry about waiting years for a reply I check daily so if I don't get back the same day then the day after 4 sure. Next we will start working on "The Elementals" our wolf story coming in and on here we will talk briefly about its characters and plot but if I have dares there will be plenty of humor room left….