|Sam sleep talking
Author: ShirleyTemple1932 PM
Sam is ta;king in his sleep one night and Jules records him and plays it for the teamRated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Sam B. - Words: 272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10-21-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8629448
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Sam Sleep talking?
Summary Jules decides to record sam sleep talking and plays it for the team and in his dream he believes he is at work and its one sided conversations.
Your under arrest for fighting publicly and disrupting the um peace
And whatever else you violated today
boss I think Spike finally lost it
because he's tap dancing dressed as a leprechaun
also giving chocolate coins to the kids he's scaring
Watch out for the patches of ice!
Ed quit falling on the ice , nine times is enough
Jules don't hammer the mouse its too messy to clean up that way
NO! not the hatchet either
Wordy your boot's on fire
I don't care if you don't believe me its on fire
No I'm not seeing things
How do you not notice it!
Wordy please just shove your foot in that snow bank and put it out
Nat why did you dye Spike pink?
Do you like him pink?
Not really had seemed like a good idea at the time
Thought you loved anything pink since you were four years old
Sarge why did you let Ed spray paint your hat neon yellow
Okay then as long as you like it
That was a weird day Sam mumbled and woke up
Team one was also in hysterics by the time the recording ended.
TEAM ONE HOT CALL , GEAR UP
Hey Wordy be sure to check that your boots aren't on fire today ED taunted
Suit yourself heard its pretty icey out today Ed Wordy shot back