Parked on the side of the road

A man with the heart of a toad

I'm not a fan

Of his Big White Van

He offered some free candy

To a little girl named Mandy

If only she had ran

From the big scary man

He opened up the door

Just a little bit more

And pulled her into the van

This is always the plan

The things that man did

To that poor little kid

I'm not a fan

Of his Big White Van

If this world was perfect

Which we're trying to make it

There wouldn't be that man

Or his Big White Van