|Resident Evil Shorts: Carlos is Pregnant?
Author: TheDarkestSideOfGood PM
One - ShotRated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Family - Carlos O. & Ada W. - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-28-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8650952
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
Carlos: Oh my God you guys! Guess what!
Ada: You got your first boner?
Leon: *Laughs* Good one Ada,
Ada: *Glares at Leon* Fuck you man whore...
Leon: *Walks away sadly*
Carlos: *Frowns* No! I get boners all the time you Asian asshole!
Carlos: I think i'm pregnant..
*Everyone looks at Carlos*
Sherry: Huh? O.O
Rebecca: Wha -? O.-
Ada: Holy shit... ._.
Claire And Alice: Fuck to the what?!
Leon: ... .
Carlos: Yeah there was this thingy on the counter and I put it in the toilet and then after I was done it said I was Preggo.
Claire: Watch your mouth young lady!
Ada: Where's the ummm... Thingy...?
Carlos: *Throws it to Ada*
Ada: *Catches* I'm going to ignore the fact that it is soaked in your piss.
*Jill comes in*
Jill: Why the hell do you have my pregnancy test?
Ada: *Immature girly voice* Ewwwwwwwww!
*Steve and Barry laugh from the kitchen table*
Alice: Oh what a day...