|Truth or Dare- And the curse of Blue Highlighters
Author: faxMRpercabethPJ PM
The Flock plays truth or dare. I threaten Dylan with blue highlighters. I mistake a spanish dictionary for a chainsaw. My sister tries to eat people's watches. LOL! Please read this is my first story ever and I really want it to turn out well and it's awesome(just saying). :)Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,131 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 01-13-13 - Published: 11-10-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8690712
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Hey everybody well this is my first story I really hope you like it, it's really awesome (just saying). So please please please read and review. Oh yeah and I own nothing. Because if I owned James Patterson I would be rich and famous and would live far far away from my sister. Also I would eat lots of cookies every day :). So yeah. And also Dylan would be dead. In a painful way. Now on to the story!
Me: "Hello tadpoles, water bottles, bird- kids, whatever you are. Welcome to Truth or Dare with the Flock. Today our fabulous guests are….."I said.
Dylan: "Who are you?" Dylan said.
Me: "DYLAN YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU ALREADY YOU TRIED TO RUINED FAXNESS" I said.
Dylan: "Ummm locking me in a room with a sign that says you will never see a blue highlighter again doesn't kill me" Dylan said.
Me: "Well it should. Now sit. I'll figure out how to torture you later." I said. (Anybody who sends me something good on how to kill him I might use itJ)
Iggy: "Are you Mrs. Kangowash? GIVE ME TOMATOES THEN. Oh wait I sincerely apologize. You're not Mrs. Kangowash, you're not wearing an onion dress. So now give me some cheese I'm feeling a little off right now." Iggy said.
Me: "Umm he's a little off when I blackmailed uhh asked them to come over they had just been escaping from the School and uhhh well …the whitecoats had been doing experiments on him and uhhhh.. He's a little off. Don't worry my mom's getting some medicine." I said.
Nudge: "First of all why are you taking so long? I thought the deal was u pay us and we play truth or dare. get on with the game already. and wait a minute...
WHERE THE FREAKING HELL ARE MY TOMS! WHY AM I WEARING THESE HIDEOUS SHOES!I AM SOOOOOOOO GOING TO KILL YOU" Nudge said.
Me: "God I just wanted to try them on…." I said.
Nudge: (lifts pitchfork)
Me: "Ummmm here. And I'll buy you an Abercrombie shirt? AND HEY YOU STOLE MY PITCHFORK" I said.
Nudge: "Fine. But 2." Nudge said.
Me: "Deal. But give me my pitchfork" I said.
Nudge: (hands pitchfork over)
Iggy: "Now we're all friends again. YAY! Now let's go bake cookies and watch twilight and play tag and pretend that monsters are huge tomatoes trying to eat us!" Iggy said.
Me:"Ummmmmmm not today Iggy." I said.
(rest of the flock plus Total and Ella start to wake up)
Angel: "Who are you?" Angel said.
Dylan: "Wait where's max?" he said.
Me: (glares at Dylan points chainsaw at him, smiles sweetly at Angel)
Ella: "You know you do look familiar... Did you go to my school or something? OMG UR THAT GIRL WHO TRIED TO EAT MY WATCH AND SCREAMED SOMETHING ABOUT PENCILS?" she said.
Me: "Well anyways Ella that was my sister you saw….. she's not exactly normal. And I hate my name so you can call me Talia. I wanted to do a fanfic so I kidnapped you all to play truth or dare. Wait a minute where's Max?" I asked.
Max: (walks in glaring at me) "You better start talking now. The deal did not include me having to entertain your sister! She tried to eat my bracelet and screamed something about pens." she growled.
Me: "Sorry SOMEBODy had to entertain her." I said.
Nudge: "Well let's just start then" she said.
Max: "What is your real name by the way?" she asked.
Me: "NEVER MENTION MY REAL NAME" I said.
Max: "Okay. Fine. Deal. But hurry up we really need to destroy the School." she pointed out.
Me: "OKAY BUT BE CRUEL TO DYALN HE TRIED TO RUIN FAXNESS!" I exclaimed. (points Spanish dictionary at Dylan, realizes it's not a chainsaw, points chainsaw at Dylan, Dylan cowardly shrinks back)
Gazzy: (burps really loud)
Iggy: (fantasizes about bombs)
Me: (fantasizes about pink trees and blue suns)
Total : (still hasn't woken up. Murmuring something about cheese and roses or ice cream and Barbie dolls. Not sure which.
My mom: "I'm going to go get the medicine now, watch over your sister, she's screaming about microwaves, and OWW trying to eat my nails." she said.
Me: "Okay" I agreed. (runs downstairs grabs sister locks her in bathroom with chocolate chip cookies and water and a pink feather to stare at) "There. Now she'll be happy Well anyways that's all the time I have Well you already will be but still. Well bye now pencils, tadpoles, whatever you are! Don't go near my sister!" I exclaimed
So if anybody wants to come up with a truth or dare just review and I'll probably use it. More reviews quicker I'll update! Sorry the characters are a little OOC but I'll fix that by the next chapter Latest would be like a week I'd say. Please review. The world is depending on you! Besides don't you want to see my sister? Well no one wants to see her (haha sis) but whatever. Just review!