|Ed, Edd, n Eddy's Gravity Falls
Author: DaemonTheDemon PM
The parents of ed, edd and eddy send the boys on a summer vacation but mainly to get a job and not to cause further destruction in peach creek. The go to the mysterious town of Gravity Falls there they will meet lots of new friends and also get involved in new adventures.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Eddy & Wendy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,024 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 02-05-13 - Published: 11-11-12 - id: 8694245
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The next day at the Mystery Shack the Eds (mostly Double D and Ed) were putting up decorations for the Wax Museum; Eddy did some work but in the end Eddy was 'supervising' for his friends. The sign said 'Wax Museum of Mystery Grand Re-Opening' as Soos was directing incoming cars where to park with corn dogs.
At the admission line the people were lined up paying for their tickets, Eddy took the cash while Wendy gave them the tickets. As Wendy gave the final ticket Eddy said,"Man I can't believe this many people showed up to see that old coots wax dolls."he said, not believing these people wanted to see these creepy wax dolls, Wendy nodded in agreement,"I know right? The old guy probably bribed them or something."
Eddy rose and eyebrow and did his trademark smirk,"Oh yeah?"he said as he took out ten bucks saying,"He bribed me."he finished, Wendy smiled and she too took out ten bucks,"Me too." They both laughed and high fived each other, Eddy smiled he REALLY liked Wendy, fortunately he managed to hide his crush of her so they remained best friends.
Up on the stage where the wax dolls and the one Mabel did, which was currently covered with a sheet, Dipper and Double D were fixing the speakers while Soos was on the keyboard preparing for the announcement music. Mabel was grinning and was gently patting her cheeks with anticipation while Ed was bouncing up and down grinning and saying,"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy."with excitement.
Dipper and Edd gave the thumbs up as they got off the stage, while Soos played the announcement music as Grunkle Stan went up to the microphone booth clearing his throat and tapping the microphone causing a loud 'sssseeeeennnk' that made the crows cover their ears. Grunkle Stan began,"You all know me folks town darling Mr. Mystery-Whoa ladies ladies please control yourselves."he winked to the ladies who looked old and ugly and had flies around them.
Eddy rolled his eyes,"Oh brother, the guy is more like Mr. Desperate then Mystery."he joked making Wendy laugh, Grunkle Stan continued,"As you know I always bring the go-"he didn't finish when something cut him off, it was music. He looked behind him to see Ed playing Crazy Frog by Axel F with Soos beside him bobbing his head to the beat, however, he stopped as soon as he saw Grunkle Stan's angry glare.
Ed smiled nervously and backed away, Dipper and Double D tried to suppress a laugh as well as Mabel putting her hands on her mouth making muffled laughs. Grunkle Stan sighed,"As I was I saying I always bring the people of this fair town novelties and other thing-a-ma-jigs the likes of which the world has never known."he said the last part in a mysterious tone.
Eddy,"Actually it's the likes of which the world doesn't want to know and care."he said mockingly once again, Wendy giggled and playfully slapped his arm,"Eddy stop it." ,Grunkle Stan"Ok enough about me." he snapped his fingers as Ed went up and prepared to take off the cover sheet grinning,"Behold...ME!"he introduced, as Ed took of the cover revealing a life size replica of Grunkle Stan, while Soos made a 'TaDaa' tune on the keyboard and adding some 'yeahs'.
The crowd was unimpressed as only 3 people clapped their hands lazily, Eddy saw it and said,"My eyes they're burning!"he exclaimed quietly and in a fake tone covering his eyes as Wendy couldn't take it anymore and laughed a bit loudly and put her head on Eddy's shoulder trying to stop,"Eddy please stop my sides hurt."she said between laughs.
Grunkle Stan took the mike and said,"And a word from our own-!"he was cut off by Ed as he said,"Mabelangelo!", Grunkle Stan nodded his head approvingly,"Mabelangelo, not bad." he said as Mabel smiled and took the mike,"Oh Ed you silly goose it's just Mabel." she said as she went up to the stage and continued,"Thank you for coming I made this sculpture with my own two hands it's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids."
The crowd made Ugh noises in disgust as Double D whispered,"That's disturbing." he said as Dipper nodded in agreement, but strangely Ed was chuckling most because not having a clue what Mabel just said as she her self was chuckling,"Yeah, I will now answer some questions...you there!"she pointed at the old man who made the fake gobblewonker.
He stood up and said,"Old man McNugget local coot, are the wax figures alive and will I survive the wax man uprising?" Mabel was confused not sure how to answer that question when finally,"Uhh, Yes! Next question?" A man with a weird face said,"Toby Determine, Gravity Falls Gossiper, do you really think this constitutes a wonder of the world?"he asked, Grunkle Stan as told him,"Your microphones a turkey baster Toby."
He looked down and it turned out to really be a turkey baster,"Oh it certainly is." Double D face palmed,"Oh good lord."he grumbled when Ed yelled,"NEXT QUESTION!", next a very beautiful woman stood up saying,"Sandra Hernandez, a REAL reporter, your flyers offered free pizza with admission to this event is this true?"she asked holding up a flyer saying 'free pizza with admission to the grand unveiling at the mystery shack' as everyone agreed and started to get angry.
Eddy and Wendy looked at each other worryingly not liking how this is turning out, while Grunkle Stan stood there stunned not sure how to respond and said,"That was a typo, good night everyone!"he threw a smoke pellet releasing a huge cloud of smoke covering the stage,"Whoa I didn't there was gonna be a magic show!"Ed said.
As Eddy and Wendy were watching the scene Grunkle Stan suddenly ran past them grabbing the box full of money when Eddy said,"Boy tough crowd." The crowd left angrily but not before smashing some chairs and a pole that held up the sign,"You know I unsurprisingly predicted this development."Edd said, Dipper,"Can't argue with you there Double D."
After everyone left Mabel and Ed, who was holding a pizza, went over to Eddy and Wendy as Mabel said,"I think that went well." Ed nodded,"Yep there was also a magic show!"he said with a pizza in his mouth, Ed gave one to Mabel and handed one over to Eddy,"Want a pizza Eddy?"he asked, Eddy scowled and responded,"Shut up Ed."
It was now nighttime as the moon lit the environment beautifully. In the Mystery Shack Grunkle Stan was counting the bills while Mabel and Dipper were cleaning the wax figurine,"Hot pumpkin pie look at all this cash! And I owe it all to one person,"he said, Mabel turned around with a cute and innocent look on her face thinking he was talking about her but that was short lived when he gestured to his wax replica,"This guy!"he said.
Mabel grinned and playfully punched his belly giving a yelp but laughed after that as he ruffled her hair,"Uh yeah you too you little gremlin now you kids wash up I got another long day tomorrow and I need to give the boys more chores to do go, go!"he said as he directed the twins up to their bedroom. He sighed and said,"Kids."he told his wax figurine.
In the Eds bedroom at the top floor of their cabin, Eddy was laying on the bottom of their bunker beds sending text messages to Wendy when he chuckled as Wendy wrote a funny comment, Double D was on the computer doing research and writing a few notes after that, and finally Ed was on the floor watching the show Duck-Tective; they were all in their PJ's mainly boxers and a regular shirt.
"Well Duck-tective it seems you've really 'quacked' the case.", the constable joked as the Duck quacked,"Don't patronize me." Ed laughed loudly,"HAHAH! Quacked the case! HAHAHAHA...I don't get it."he said plainly, Eddy,"Idiot."he grumbled. Double D spoke up,"You know Eddy I'm quite surprised." Eddy said,"That people though they were gonna make a buck from watching this show about a stupid duck?"he said thinking that Edd was going to say that.
Double D shook his head,"No, it that Mr. Stan's attempt to attract tourists and other folks to pay and watch these ridiculous exhibits and other items seem quite similar to the scams you did 4 years ago."he explained, as Eddy took his eyes of his phone and had a stern glare,"What's that suppose to mean?"he asked bitterly, Edd continued,"I mean no offense Eddy, it's just that, after the incident that happened with your brother all the things that had done reminds you of your past scams and they have come back to haunt you."he explained
Eddy remained quiet for a long time until he finally said,"To tell you the truth sock head it does haunt me, that's why I sometimes make fun of the old man when he screws up. Any ya know as much as I hate to admit it I think I'm kinda glad our parents sent us here, it feels like a fresh new start and to start over, to run away from the past."
Edd nodded in understanding,"I see, well, you make a good point Eddy this trip could be the start of fresh new day. I mean we've been here for a long time and we've already made new friends something that was never accomplished in our youth." Ed finally spoke up,"Yeah guys this place is cool." Eddy chuckled,"Ya know this town is not bad at all except with all the monsters running around but it's nothing we can't handle."he said.
Edd nodded,"True not only that but we have the twins to get involved in our crazy antics I feel they're already art of our group just as we are a part of theirs." Ed raised his hands,"Dipper and Mabel rock!"he yelled, Eddy nodded,"Heh yeah they're pretty cool not only that but these two are almost like a little brother and sister we never had." Edd smiled,"Indeed." he looked at his watch saying 9:00 p.m. ,"Well time for bed, good night gentle men."
Edd went up to the second bunk while Ed jumped up at the top bunk saying,"Tell me a story Eddy." Eddy responded,"Shut up and sleep Ed." he said as he turned the night light on knowing that Ed is scared of the dark.
At the Mystery Shack the twins were brushing their teeth as Mabel said,"Hey Dipper you wanna tooth brush race?" Before her brother could answer they heard Grunkle Stan yelling in horror,"No! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!" The Eds also heard startling them, making Eddy fall off and then Ed falling on him. Edd said,"Oh dear a shriek of terror." Ed looked up smiling,"DAD'S HOME!" Eddy pushed Ed off him,"Get off me!" The put on slippers and went inside the shack.
The twins soon joined them as they saw shaking and sweating,"Wax Stan he's been...MURDERED!" the kids saw the wax figurine headless and lying on the floor, Mabel the fainted but Dipper caught her in time,"NO! WAX STAN! WHY WORLD?! WHYYYY?!" Edd said nothing but Eddy said,"Okay so what else is new?"
Later that night the two police officers were taking notes from while Mable was leaning down to her art rubbing it sadly Ed was next to her sobbing, Eddy came back with a glass of milk yawning not really interested in the murder while Edd was thinking about something.
,"I got up to use the John right? And when I came back BAM he's headless!"he explained, Mable,"My expert hand crafting be smirched. BESMIRCHED!"she cried out, Ed,"He was so young!"he cried out as well as Dipper patted Eds back and put his hand on his sisters shoulder to calm her down. Eddy,"Yeah like a turtle." Edd hushed him as Dipper said,"Who would do something like this?"
The skinny sheriff said,"What's your opinion sheriff blubs?"he asked the fat black sheriff before he responded,"Look we'd love to help you folks but this case is just unsolvable." Ed, the twins, and Grunkle Stan all said in shock,"WHAT?!" said angrily,"You take that back!" Edd, oddly, decided to join in,"That's impossible there has to be some evidence that would find clues to reveal the violator of the figurine."
Dipper nodded,"Yeah he's right there's gotta be some motives too we could help if you like?" Eddy looked at him,"What'd ya mean we squirt I don't wanna any part of this."he said annoyingly, Dipper looked at Eddy sternly,"Sorry Eddy but you have to, and besides you don't wanna hear Ed whining about this the whole time?"he said with a smirk.
Eddy widened his eyes when his mood changed and joined the murder,"Okay so where do we start Sherlock?" Mabel smiled,"Yay! Dipper is really good at this stuff he figured out who was eating all the gravy." Dipper nodded,"Yep all signs pointed to Ed." he pointed to Ed who gasped in a drama like tone,"No I didn't it was the goat!"he exclaimed, but no one bought it because he had gravy markings all over his face.
Edd,"I suggest you count us in too we have dealt with this kind of situation before." Mabel gasped in awe,"Whoa you did?" she asked, Eddy nodded,"Yep, but it didn't end well."he said begrudgingly. nodded,"Yeah, yeah, let the kids help, besides the kid and Sock boy over here are the brains." But instead of a okay they were met with laughter.
Sheriff Blubs,"Aww lookie here, the city kids are gonna solve this mystery with their fancy computer phones." The thin sheriff shouted,"CITY KIDS! CITY KIDS!"he yelled mockingly, Ed looked up searching,"City kids?! Where?!"he asked frantically. Sheriff Blubs continued,"I reckon these three would have a really hard time figuring out this case but this little guy.."he pointed to Dipper,"...he's just adorable!"
Dipper was stunned,"Adorable?" Eddy tried to stifle a laugh as the officers laughed making Dipper grit his teeth. The officers left after they heard one of their friends was going to fit a cantaloupe in his mouth as Eddy said,"Well what now 'city boy'?" Dipper,"That's it! Mable, guys, we are gonna find the jerk who did this and get back that head then we'll see who's 'adorable'!"he said the last word begrudgingly.
He then let out a tiny sneeze making Eddy laugh,"AHAHAHA! Nice sneeze shorty HAHAHA!" Mabel,"Awww he sneezed like a kitten." Dipper glared at both of them before he got picked up by Ed stroking his hair HARD,"Aww how cute, purr like a kitty, purr like a kitty, purr like a kitty." Dipper,"Ouch! Ed! OW! Your plucking my-OW-hair out of my skull OWW!"he yelled in pain trying to make Ed stop and making Eddy and Mabel laugh out loud.
Edd cleared his throat,"Alright my comrades let's solve this mystery."
The Eds and the twins look for clues and suspects to find the missing head but in the end they will find something completely unexpected...and terrible. Read and Review later guys :)